The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
The Real Taglines of Every Housewife: A comprehensive ranking of all 484 Real Housewive taglines... Enjoy!
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Here's to not being fake.
Here's to not being fake. - Vicki Gunvalson
483
If you can't stand the heat, get out of my kitchen.
482
Life is about change, sometimes you just have to roll with the punches.
Life is about change, sometimes you just have to roll with the punches. - Caroline Manzo
481
In my world, attitude is everything, I'm keeping it real.
In my world, attitude is everything, I'm keeping it real. - Cristy Rice
480
If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen.
If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen. - Kathy Wakile
479
Behind every strong man, is a stronger Jersey girl.
Behind every strong man, is a stronger Jersey girl. - Dolores Catania
478
I don't have a cookie cutter life and I'm not apologizing for it.
I don't have a cookie cutter life and I'm not apologizing for it. - Robyn Dixon
477
I finally found my voice, and I'm not afraid to use it.
I finally found my voice, and I'm not afraid to use it. - Taylor Armstrong
476
Having it all is easy, if you're willing to work for it.
Having it all is easy, if you're willing to work for it. - Adrienne Maloof
475
I’m a survivor, no one is bringing me down.
I’m a survivor, no one is bringing me down. - Amber Marchese
474
My job is about making fast decisions, but my personal life I leave up to destiny.
My job is about making fast decisions, but my personal life I leave up to destiny. - Marysol Patton
473
Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home.
Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home. - Kyle Richards
472
Don't try to bully me, because I'm a boss.
Don't try to bully me, because I'm a boss. - Melissa Gorga
471
In Beverly Hills you can be anything, but it’s most important to be yourself.
In Beverly Hills you can be anything, but it’s most important to be yourself. - Kyle Richards
470
Don’t let the minivan fool you. This mom won’t roll over for anyone.
Don’t let the minivan fool you. This mom won’t roll over for anyone. - Jackie Goldschneider
469
Everything's got to be huge, large, and grand.
Everything's got to be huge, large, and grand. - Vicki Gunvalson
468
I have everything I've ever wanted, and it's all on my own terms.
I have everything I've ever wanted, and it's all on my own terms. - Cindy Barshop
467
No matter how much money you have, you can always rely on others.
466
I never feel guilty about being privileged.
I never feel guilty about being privileged. - LuAnn de Lesseps
465
I live a life that most girls only dream of.
I live a life that most girls only dream of. - Melissa Gorga
464
I can hold my own. I am my own person.
I can hold my own. I am my own person. - Jacqueline Laurita
463
You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
462
Life isn’t a fairytale, but I’m hoping mine is the exception.
Life isn’t a fairytale, but I’m hoping mine is the exception. - Tinsley Mortimer
461
We're old school, we believe in respect.
We're old school, we believe in respect. - Kathy Wakile
460
I'm stronger than anything in my way. Holla!
I'm stronger than anything in my way. Holla! - Heather Thomson
459
Jealousy is a disease, to which I say, 'Get well soon!
Jealousy is a disease, to which I say, 'Get well soon! - Meredith Marks
458
When you know who you are, you have nothing to prove.
457
Life is a pageant, and I'm in it to win it.
Life is a pageant, and I'm in it to win it. - Candiace Dillard
456
People have a hard time saying no to me and that’s just been my blessing.
455
No one's life is perfect, but mine is pretty close.
454
In Atlanta, money and class do give you power.
In Atlanta, money and class do give you power. - Kim Zolciak-Biermann
453
I was a child star, but now my most important role is being a mother.
I was a child star, but now my most important role is being a mother. - Kim Richards
452
To a certain group of people in New York, status is everything.
To a certain group of people in New York, status is everything. - Alex McCord
451
If you rub me the wrong way, there will be no more namaste.
If you rub me the wrong way, there will be no more namaste. - Teresa Giudice
450
I can tell you're green with envy and honey, green is not your color
I can tell you're green with envy and honey, green is not your color - Melissa Gorga
449
In Beverly Hills, the truth always has a way of rising to the top.
In Beverly Hills, the truth always has a way of rising to the top. - Kyle Richards
448
I put others in the spotlight, but somehow it keeps finding me.
I put others in the spotlight, but somehow it keeps finding me. - Marysol Patton
447
Friends come and go, but family is forever.
Friends come and go, but family is forever. - Porsha Williams
446
Housewives come younger, but they don't come hotter.
Housewives come younger, but they don't come hotter. - Tamra Judge
445
I deserve only the best... I'm worth it!
444
People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous.
People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous. - Teresa Giudice
443
You’re not seeing double, you’re seeing trouble!
442
People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me.
People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me. - Kathy Wakile
441
In this town, I'm Queen Bee and MVP.
In this town, I'm Queen Bee and MVP. - Jen Shah
440
I'm living the American dream, one sports car at a time
439
I'm an independent woman, doing it for myself.
I'm an independent woman, doing it for myself. - Kandi Burruss
438
I'm minding my business, so start minding yours.
I'm minding my business, so start minding yours. - D’Andra Simmons
437
A true New Yorker never backs down, and I'm no exception. Holla!
A true New Yorker never backs down, and I'm no exception. Holla! - Heather Thomson
436
I always follow my intuition, and let the angels do the rest.
435
Money is what I have, not who I am.
Money is what I have, not who I am. - Adrienne Maloof
434
Dallas is a pageant that I always win.
Dallas is a pageant that I always win. - LeeAnne Locken
433
When times get tough, you learn who your real friends are.
When times get tough, you learn who your real friends are. - Teresa Giudice
432
I'm still the hottest housewife in Orange County and, the toughest, too.
I'm still the hottest housewife in Orange County and, the toughest, too. - Tamra Judge
431
My business is beauty, and I'm the boss.
My business is beauty, and I'm the boss. - Cynthia Bailey
430
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I don’t think I look 40 at all.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I don’t think I look 40 at all. - Melissa Gorga
429
Around here, there's more than just dresses in everyone's closet.
Around here, there's more than just dresses in everyone's closet. - Kyle Richards
428
As I always say, ‘plastic makes perfect.
As I always say, ‘plastic makes perfect. - Jennifer Aydin
427
If you can’t take the truth, sue me.
If you can’t take the truth, sue me. - Margaret Josephs
426
Just like New York City, Sonja Morgan never goes out of style.
Just like New York City, Sonja Morgan never goes out of style. - Sonja Morgan
425
When life gets messy, just build a bigger closet.
When life gets messy, just build a bigger closet. - Cary Deuber
424
I'm a ball and gala girl. It's my legacy and my calling.
I'm a ball and gala girl. It's my legacy and my calling. - Katie Rost
423
I always knew I was destined for greatness.
I always knew I was destined for greatness. - DeShawn Snow
422
In a town of beauties and beasts, there's only one wild Rose.
In a town of beauties and beasts, there's only one wild Rose. - Whitney Rose
421
Boldness comes at a cost, and I'm willing to pay.
Boldness comes at a cost, and I'm willing to pay. - Tamra Judge
420
When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings...one diamond at a time.
When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings...one diamond at a time. - Emily Simpson
419
Don’t tell me you’re my friend, act like one.
Don’t tell me you’re my friend, act like one. - Yolanda Foster
418
It doesn't matter what happens in life, I do it my way.
417
I care about a lot of things, what others think of me isn't one of them.
I care about a lot of things, what others think of me isn't one of them. - Lea Black
416
If I don't know who you are, then you're not worth knowing.
If I don't know who you are, then you're not worth knowing. - Charrisse Jackson Jordan
415
You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest.
You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest. - Joyce Giraud de Ohoven
414
Beauty fades, class is forever.
Beauty fades, class is forever. - Cynthia Bailey
413
Come on, why cook when I can order room service?!
Come on, why cook when I can order room service?! - Tinsley Mortimer
412
I love having a younger man in my life.
411
The only time that I look back is to see how far I've come.
The only time that I look back is to see how far I've come. - Cynthia Bailey
410
I love tradition but I’m no traditional housewife.
409
New York City is my playground.
New York City is my playground. - Bethenny Frankel
408
I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right.
I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right. - Ramona Singer
407
I’m born and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town.
I’m born and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town. - Kyle Richards
406
In the game of life, I choose my team wisely.
405
I still get pampered, I still get treated like a princess. I deserve it.
404
I love the bling, I love the jewelry, I love it all.
403
I've created a great life, and I love living it.
I've created a great life, and I love living it. - Kelly Killoren Bensimon
402
The only thing I'll settle for is more.
The only thing I'll settle for is more. - Ramona Singer
401
I don't make money, I spend money.
400
Having the best isn't important to me, but being my best is.
Having the best isn't important to me, but being my best is. - Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave
399
Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I’m taking center stage in my life.
Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I’m taking center stage in my life. - LuAnn de Lesseps
398
I’ve turned each painful ending into a big, beautiful beginning
397
You don't mess with Texas, and you don't mess with me.
You don't mess with Texas, and you don't mess with me. - LeeAnne Locken
396
I have fame and fortune, and I’ve earned it.
I have fame and fortune, and I’ve earned it. - Kandi Burruss
395
I'm just your typical Orange County housewife. I am obsessed with being young.
394
I run with a fabulous circle of people.
I run with a fabulous circle of people. - Jill Zarin
393
You know what, I'm living the O.C. lifestyle again. I feel like royalty.
392
I've faced my share of challenges, but I'm tougher than I look.
I've faced my share of challenges, but I'm tougher than I look. - Jacqueline Laurita
391
Love me or hate me, I always speak the truth.
Love me or hate me, I always speak the truth. - Caroline Manzo
390
I’ll say sorry for what I’ve done, but never for who I am.
I’ll say sorry for what I’ve done, but never for who I am. - Leah McSweeney
389
Hollywood is full of pretenders, and I slay them all.
Hollywood is full of pretenders, and I slay them all. - Crystal Kung Minkoff
388
Everyone loves to underestimate me, and I love to prove everyone wrong.
Everyone loves to underestimate me, and I love to prove everyone wrong. - Lisa Hochstein
387
In a town full of phonies, I'm not afraid to be me.
In a town full of phonies, I'm not afraid to be me. - Kyle Richards
386
Life is a journey, and I’m finding myself every day.
Life is a journey, and I’m finding myself every day. - Kim Richards
385
I live in a house full of ballers, but I never get played.
I live in a house full of ballers, but I never get played. - Robyn Dixon
384
When you finally fall on your feet, people will still try to bring you down
383
I speak the truth, even if it sounds funny when I say it.
I speak the truth, even if it sounds funny when I say it. - Gina Kirschenheiter
382
Life is short, I have no time for drama.
Life is short, I have no time for drama. - Caroline Manzo
381
Game, set, now I need a match.
Game, set, now I need a match. - Tinsley Mortimer
380
In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote.
In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote. - Carole Radziwill
379
I may keep you waiting, but trust me, I'm worth it.
I may keep you waiting, but trust me, I'm worth it. - Robyn Dixon
378
I plead guilty to being fabulous.
I plead guilty to being fabulous. - LuAnn de Lesseps
377
I have four kids, two degrees, and one kickass life.
I have four kids, two degrees, and one kickass life. - Jackie Goldschneider
376
Beauty is power, if you know how to use it.
Beauty is power, if you know how to use it. - Alexia Echevarria
375
If you take a shot at me, it better be tequila!
If you take a shot at me, it better be tequila! - Kary Brittingham
374
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
373
Never underestimate a woman born and raised in New York City.
Never underestimate a woman born and raised in New York City. - Aviva Drescher
372
DC is my town and I thrive in it
371
I earned my money the old-fashioned way: marrying it, then making more.
I earned my money the old-fashioned way: marrying it, then making more. - Elizabeth Lyn Vargas
370
Standing out is much more fun than fitting in.
369
Those who live in small houses should definitely throw stones.
Those who live in small houses should definitely throw stones. - Gina Kirschenheiter
368
You don't have to like me. I love myself enough for the both of us.
You don't have to like me. I love myself enough for the both of us. - Lisa Barlow
367
I won't settle for anything less than everything.
I won't settle for anything less than everything. - Dorit Kemsley
366
They say it's never too late to start over. I say, starting over never tasted so good.
They say it's never too late to start over. I say, starting over never tasted so good. - Teresa Giudice
365
The secret to life? Dance like everyone is watching.
The secret to life? Dance like everyone is watching. - Lisa Rinna
364
I've always had opinions, but now people know it.
I've always had opinions, but now people know it. - Alex McCord
363
I'm not about the drama. Don't start none, won't be none.
I'm not about the drama. Don't start none, won't be none. - Kandi Burruss
362
The professor has arrived, and class is officially in session.
The professor has arrived, and class is officially in session. - Wendy Osefo
361
The fun bus is leaving and, this time, I'm in the driver's seat.
The fun bus is leaving and, this time, I'm in the driver's seat. - Vicki Gunvalson
360
When the going gets tough, I just get stronger and stronger.
359
I don’t need to find love, I love myself.
I don’t need to find love, I love myself. - Ramona Singer
358
I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat.
I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat. - Meredith Marks
357
Karma is a bitch, but luckily, I’m on her good side.
Karma is a bitch, but luckily, I’m on her good side. - Ashley Darby
356
I know how to work it, and be seen.
I know how to work it, and be seen. - Cynthia Bailey
355
I was raised Jersey strong. Nothing in this life can shake me.
I was raised Jersey strong. Nothing in this life can shake me. - Dolores Catania
354
People try to figure me out, but I'm one of a kind.
People try to figure me out, but I'm one of a kind. - Kim Richards
353
Whoever says, 'Money can't buy happiness' clearly doesn't have my credit limit
Whoever says, 'Money can't buy happiness' clearly doesn't have my credit limit - Jennifer Aydin
352
I’ve learned to forgive and never regret.
I’ve learned to forgive and never regret. - Melissa Gorga
351
Soccer moms drive mini vans, but this girl drives a Bentley.
350
I'm a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down.
I'm a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down. - Teresa Giudice
349
I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top-quality fabric
I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top-quality fabric - Jackie Goldschneider
348
You may think I have it all, but I'm just getting started.
347
I thought I had it good before, but I'm just getting started.
I thought I had it good before, but I'm just getting started. - LuAnn de Lesseps
346
I love my family, I love my work, I love my life.
I love my family, I love my work, I love my life. - Vicki Gunvalson
345
Life is full of beautiful curves, and so am I.
Life is full of beautiful curves, and so am I. - Emily Simpson
344
In this town, fame and money come and go, but friends should not.
In this town, fame and money come and go, but friends should not. - Kyle Richards
343
Don't let the green eyes fool you, I'm as real as they come
Don't let the green eyes fool you, I'm as real as they come - Robyn Dixon
342
Look up loyalty in the dictionary, and you'll find my face.
Look up loyalty in the dictionary, and you'll find my face. - Dolores Catania
341
Gamble on me and you’re sure to win.
340
I was raised a Mormon but now, I'm raising a glass of champagne.
I was raised a Mormon but now, I'm raising a glass of champagne. - Heather Gay
339
I was poor, I was rich, I was poor again and you know what? Having money is easier.
338
Some people say I'm too much to handle. I say I'm just getting started.
Some people say I'm too much to handle. I say I'm just getting started. - Shannon Beador
337
If you don't like my smile, then don't look my way.
If you don't like my smile, then don't look my way. - Karent Sierra
336
I may look like a jetsetter, but my feet are firmly on the ground.
335
Know your friends, show your enemies the door.
Know your friends, show your enemies the door. - Adrienne Maloof
334
The shorter my hair, the shorter my patience
The shorter my hair, the shorter my patience - Robyn Dixon
333
I don't wanna get old.
I don't wanna get old. - Vicki Gunvalson
332
My husband may be a rock star but now it’s my turn to shine, shine, shine!
331
I give Uptown a whole new attitude.
I give Uptown a whole new attitude. - Dorinda Medley
330
I may speak five languages, but my true language is independence.
I may speak five languages, but my true language is independence. - Adriana De Moura
329
You can try to tear me down, but the Grand Dame never crumbles.
You can try to tear me down, but the Grand Dame never crumbles. - Karen Huger
328
When you’re named after the hottest planet, things are sure to get fiery.
327
I make my own money, and I make my own rules.
I make my own money, and I make my own rules. - Vicki Gunvalson
326
I've played by Potomac rules, now it's time to play by my own
I've played by Potomac rules, now it's time to play by my own - Ashley Darby
325
Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it.
Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it. - Jill Zarin
324
The best thing about starting over is never looking back.
The best thing about starting over is never looking back. - Tamra Judge
323
My husband's got moves, but I run the game.
My husband's got moves, but I run the game. - Larsa Pippen
322
I plan for the future but live in the moment.
I plan for the future but live in the moment. - Carole Radziwill
321
I may run with the wolf pack but I tread my own path.
320
I'm not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking.
I'm not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. - Ramona Singer
319
Honesty and integrity are my favorite accessories.
318
Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it.
Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it. - Jacqueline Laurita
317
I never carry a grudge, it won't match my shoes.
I never carry a grudge, it won't match my shoes. - Stephanie Hollman
316
Whoever said blondes have more fun, hasn't met me.
315
I married into money, but family is my fortune.
I married into money, but family is my fortune. - Stephanie Hollman
314
In the marathon of life, loyalty is everything.
In the marathon of life, loyalty is everything. - Carole Radziwill
313
Happiness means never having to apologize for being me.
312
People may think they have me figured out, but I am always the wild card.
People may think they have me figured out, but I am always the wild card. - Kenya Moore
311
I live my life like everything matters because I think it does.
I live my life like everything matters because I think it does. - Lea Black
310
Style is an attitude, not something you can buy.
309
Don't hate the game, just marry a player.
Don't hate the game, just marry a player. - Kathryn Edwards
308
I don’t need to prove anything. I know who I am and God does too.
307
I want the power and the money, and I want them both.
I want the power and the money, and I want them both. - Vicki Gunvalson
306
Some people have ups and downs- I have roller coaster rides!
305
Don’t judge me for what I do. In fact, just don’t judge me at all.
Don’t judge me for what I do. In fact, just don’t judge me at all. - Kelly Dodd
304
Break a leg? Not in these heels, honey.
Break a leg? Not in these heels, honey. - Erika Girardi
303
You never know what to expect when I'm expecting.
You never know what to expect when I'm expecting. - Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave
302
My husband's a top plastic surgeon in this town, and I am his best creation.
My husband's a top plastic surgeon in this town, and I am his best creation. - Lisa Hochstein
301
Music may be my passion, but family is forever.
Music may be my passion, but family is forever. - Kandi Burruss
300
Now that I got my baby, that's the only crap I take.
Now that I got my baby, that's the only crap I take. - Ashley Darby
299
I have always wanted things. I crave money.
298
I am a Vegas girl, I will call your bluff.
I am a Vegas girl, I will call your bluff. - Jacqueline Laurita
297
85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants.
296
He's pretty much keeping me.
295
It's just money, you can't take it with you.
294
Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?
Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say? - Sonja Morgan
293
Age is just a number, but these cheekbones are timeless!
Age is just a number, but these cheekbones are timeless! - Cynthia Bailey
292
In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette.
In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette. - Emily Simpson
291
This town is a game of chess, but no one’s taking this queen down.
This town is a game of chess, but no one’s taking this queen down. - Kyle Richards
290
I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise.
I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise. - Vicki Gunvalson
289
I was in The Game. But now? I'm calling all the plays.
I was in The Game. But now? I'm calling all the plays. - Drew Sidora
288
I don't let my kids or my exes drive me crazy.
287
Don't call me a princess, call me the boss.
286
I’m from this town. I know what’s real and I know what’s fake.
I’m from this town. I know what’s real and I know what’s fake. - Kyle Richards
285
Most people talk about their fantasies. I’m living mine.
Most people talk about their fantasies. I’m living mine. - Erika Girardi
284
I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac.
I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac. - Ramona Singer
283
If you can't take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow
282
I may put up a tough front, but I'll never leave you behind.
I may put up a tough front, but I'll never leave you behind. - Dolores Catania
281
I like to have fun, but I don’t play games.
I like to have fun, but I don’t play games. - Yolanda Foster
280
It may look like I have it all, but I want more.
It may look like I have it all, but I want more. - Taylor Armstrong
279
Life has its ups and downs, but my game is on the rebound.
Life has its ups and downs, but my game is on the rebound. - Robyn Dixon
278
I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County.
I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County. - Tamra Judge
277
I like things that are elegant and sophisticated, just like me.
I like things that are elegant and sophisticated, just like me. - Shereé Whitfield
276
I have plenty of everything, including opinions.
I have plenty of everything, including opinions. - Jennie Nguyen
275
I age like fine wine, and now, I am ready to chill.
I age like fine wine, and now, I am ready to chill. - Cynthia Bailey
274
I'm not the new girl anymore, so watch out.
I'm not the new girl anymore, so watch out. - Tamra Judge
273
My fabulous life comes down to love and laughter- not luck.
272
The word on the street is, that I'm the word on the street.
The word on the street is, that I'm the word on the street. - Gizelle Bryant
271
Never come between a woman and her plastic surgeon.
270
If it doesn’t make me money, I don’t do it.
If it doesn’t make me money, I don’t do it. - Lisa Wu
269
I can handle a baby, and women who act like one
268
In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all.
In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all. - Lisa Rinna
267
I give people enough rope to hang themselves, and the smart people don't.
266
Dress like there’s no tomorrow. And then tomorrow, do it again.
Dress like there’s no tomorrow. And then tomorrow, do it again. - Dorit Kemsley
265
Cheers to bad choices — then making better ones.
Cheers to bad choices — then making better ones. - Braunwyn Windham-Burke
264
It's time for me to come out of my husband's shadow and shine.
It's time for me to come out of my husband's shadow and shine. - Camille Grammer
263
It's not about how much money you have, it's about how good you look spending it.
262
Success is in my DNA. When one door closes, another one opens.
Success is in my DNA. When one door closes, another one opens. - NeNe Leakes
261
I’ve been rich and I’ve been famous, but happiness beats them both.
I’ve been rich and I’ve been famous, but happiness beats them both. - Kim Richards
260
I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible
I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible - Dolores Catania
259
I’m no one’s accessory, I’m the whole lifestyle brand.
I’m no one’s accessory, I’m the whole lifestyle brand. - Sonja Morgan
258
I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.
I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake. - Kyle Richards
257
I renovate, elevate and sometimes, I instigate.
I renovate, elevate and sometimes, I instigate. - Margaret Josephs
256
I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest.
I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest. - Kyle Richards
255
I love to be pampered, but I’m nobody's pet.
I love to be pampered, but I’m nobody's pet. - Kameron Westcott
254
I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder.
I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder. - Tamra Judge
253
Whether in the court room or the kitchen, I bring the heat.
Whether in the court room or the kitchen, I bring the heat. - Ana Quincoces
252
Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules.
Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules. - Lisa Vanderpump
251
In business and in life, I wear many hats… and hairstyles.
In business and in life, I wear many hats… and hairstyles. - Dorit Kemsley
250
I don't need your approval. I need you to get out of my way.
I don't need your approval. I need you to get out of my way. - Stephanie Hollman
249
Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners can kiss my exquisite derriére.
Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners can kiss my exquisite derriére. - Sutton Stracke
248
I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute.
I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute. - Gina Kirschenheiter
247
I’m no one’s arm candy, I’m the whole bowl of sugar.
I’m no one’s arm candy, I’m the whole bowl of sugar. - Sonja Morgan
246
I love money and now I'm loving life.
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I started from the Dallas dynasty, but I’ll finish with my own empire.
I started from the Dallas dynasty, but I’ll finish with my own empire. - D’Andra Simmons
244
Just because I look like Barbie, doesn't mean you can play me.
Just because I look like Barbie, doesn't mean you can play me. - Kameron Westcott
243
I'm done being a trophy wife, freedom only makes me hotter.
I'm done being a trophy wife, freedom only makes me hotter. - Tamra Judge
242
The tables have turned. And this time, I’m dancing on them.
The tables have turned. And this time, I’m dancing on them. - Shannon Beador
241
Take it from me, a sinner is just a saint who keeps on trying.
Take it from me, a sinner is just a saint who keeps on trying. - Brandi Redmond
240
I save my best pot-stirring for the kitchen.
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I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten.
I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten. - Braunwyn Windham-Burke
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I believe in an excess of everything… except moderation.
I believe in an excess of everything… except moderation. - Dorit Kemsley
237
I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout.
I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout. - Melissa Gorga
236
If at first you don't succeed, try it my way.
235
People call me a gold digger, but they just want what I have.
People call me a gold digger, but they just want what I have. - Kim Zolciak-Biermann
234
I count my blessings—and my checks!
I count my blessings—and my checks! - Kandi Burruss
233
I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss.
I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss. - Melissa Gorga
232
I call the shots in my life now, and I have good aim.
I call the shots in my life now, and I have good aim. - Tamra Judge
231
Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I'll never give up.
Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I'll never give up. - LuAnn de Lesseps
230
I'm smart, I'm sexy, and I'm confident. Of course people are gonna talk about me.
229
Reading is fundamental, and, honey, I own the library.
Reading is fundamental, and, honey, I own the library. - Candiace Dillard
228
Some people think I'm too much. They're absolutely right.
Some people think I'm too much. They're absolutely right. - Siggy Flicker
227
Just like my pioneer ancestors, I'm trying to blaze a new trail.
Just like my pioneer ancestors, I'm trying to blaze a new trail. - Heather Gay
226
I'm a model, but not always a model citizen.
I'm a model, but not always a model citizen. - Joanna Krupa
225
My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier.
My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier. - Denise Richards
224
This isn't my first rodeo, so I'm not taking your bull.
This isn't my first rodeo, so I'm not taking your bull. - Brandi Redmond
223
Now that I'm in the O.C., it's a whole new ball game.
222
Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.
Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book. - Melissa Gorga
221
I thank God every day for my life, and you would, too.
220
The strongest substance on Earth isn’t diamonds. It’s me.
The strongest substance on Earth isn’t diamonds. It’s me. - Erika Girardi
219
If you don’t want me to cross the line, don’t draw one.
If you don’t want me to cross the line, don’t draw one. - Kelly Dodd
218
You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me.
You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me. - Danielle Staub
217
Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.
Like a fine wine, I just get better with time. - Ramona Singer
216
This Cuban doll is back on the scene, and living the dream.
This Cuban doll is back on the scene, and living the dream. - Alexia Echevarria
215
I am still standing, and I am making my own rules.
I am still standing, and I am making my own rules. - Porsha Williams
214
The only life I envy is my own.
The only life I envy is my own. - Melissa Gorga
213
If you can't handle the truth, you can't handle me.
If you can't handle the truth, you can't handle me. - Bethenny Frankel
212
The only thing I'm guilty of is being Shah-mazing.
The only thing I'm guilty of is being Shah-mazing. - Jen Shah
211
This rose isn't scared to handle a little prick.
This rose isn't scared to handle a little prick. - Whitney Rose
210
All play and no work makes me a happy girl.
All play and no work makes me a happy girl. - Carole Radziwill
209
So what if I’m self involved, who else should I be involved with?
So what if I’m self involved, who else should I be involved with? - Ramona Singer
208
I make my own rules, so don't expect me to follow yours.
I make my own rules, so don't expect me to follow yours. - Vicki Gunvalson
207
Every girl has skeletons in their closet. Mine are next to my Birkin.
Every girl has skeletons in their closet. Mine are next to my Birkin. - Cary Deuber
206
Don't call it a comeback, call it a takeover!
Don't call it a comeback, call it a takeover! - Shereé Whitfield
205
I'm living my dreams, not above my means.
I'm living my dreams, not above my means. - Eva Marcille
204
I'm bilingual, but I don't speak BS.
I'm bilingual, but I don't speak BS. - Kary Brittingham
203
Character isn’t what you have, it’s who you are.
Character isn’t what you have, it’s who you are. - Yolanda Foster
202
Money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money.
Money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money. - Brandi Glanville
201
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm here to stay.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm here to stay. - Claudia Jordan
200
A little Sonja will spice up any party.
A little Sonja will spice up any party. - Sonja Morgan
199
I've been through the peaks and the valleys, and now I'm head over Hills.
I've been through the peaks and the valleys, and now I'm head over Hills. - Cynthia Bailey
198
To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally.
To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally. - LuAnn de Lesseps
197
I don't throw parties, I am the party.
I don't throw parties, I am the party. - Kelly Dodd
196
My tank is full and I'm driving into my future.
My tank is full and I'm driving into my future. - Vicki Gunvalson
195
I'm obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel.
I'm obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel. - Jennifer Aydin
194
People get exhausted trying to figure me out, and I just let them.
People get exhausted trying to figure me out, and I just let them. - Kenya Moore
193
You'll never put me in a box, because I'm the whole darn package.
You'll never put me in a box, because I'm the whole darn package. - Monique Samuels
192
When you mess with a ginger, expect some spice.
When you mess with a ginger, expect some spice. - Brandi Redmond
191
I bring the power, the pigtails and the party.
I bring the power, the pigtails and the party. - Margaret Josephs
190
I'm sex positive and BS negative.
I'm sex positive and BS negative. - Leah McSweeney
189
I'm not a trophy wife, I'm a lifetime achievement award.
I'm not a trophy wife, I'm a lifetime achievement award. - Cary Deuber
188
Am I high maintenance? Of course I am, look at me.
187
Pretty is smarter than you think.
Pretty is smarter than you think. - Kristen Taekman
186
I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me.
I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me. - Sonja Morgan
185
Are the police involved?
184
When life gives me limes, I make margaritas.
When life gives me limes, I make margaritas. - Bethenny Frankel
183
These days, I don't throw punches...I roll with them.
These days, I don't throw punches...I roll with them. - Teresa Giudice
182
This professor doesn't just grade on the curve; she sets the curve.
This professor doesn't just grade on the curve; she sets the curve. - Wendy Osefo
181
I'm living the American Dream, one mistake at a time.
I'm living the American Dream, one mistake at a time. - Kelly Killoren Bensimon
180
My blessings are many, and my patience is none.
My blessings are many, and my patience is none. - Candiace Dillard
179
The O.C. is full of secrets, but I have nothing to hide.
The O.C. is full of secrets, but I have nothing to hide. - Shannon Beador
178
In Beverly Hills it's who you know, and I know everyone.
In Beverly Hills it's who you know, and I know everyone. - Lisa Vanderpump
177
In Beverly hills, the higher you climb the farther you fall.
In Beverly hills, the higher you climb the farther you fall. - Brandi Glanville
176
My motto is know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.
My motto is know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon. - Siggy Flicker
175
Life is an audition and, honey, I am getting that part.
Life is an audition and, honey, I am getting that part. - Garcelle Beauvais
174
When life throws rocks, I melt them down into diamonds.
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I go big or go home, and I am not going home
I go big or go home, and I am not going home - Vicki Gunvalson
172
I’m the baddest thing walking and the smartest one talking.
I’m the baddest thing walking and the smartest one talking. - Gizelle Bryant
171
Dallas girls are sugar and spice, but I'm still working on nice.
Dallas girls are sugar and spice, but I'm still working on nice. - D’Andra Simmons
170
Don't check for me unless you got a cheque for me.
Don't check for me unless you got a cheque for me. - Kandi Burruss
169
Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead.
Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead. - Lisa Vanderpump
168
Fake friends believe rumors, real friends believe in you.
Fake friends believe rumors, real friends believe in you. - Yolanda Foster
167
Dumb blondes get noticed. Smart blondes get everything.
Dumb blondes get noticed. Smart blondes get everything. - Kameron Westcott
166
I’ve closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one.
I’ve closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one. - Shannon Beador
165
I cheered for the Cowboys, so I never get played.
I cheered for the Cowboys, so I never get played. - Brandi Redmond
164
Don't hate me because I have it all, hate me because I'm beautiful.
Don't hate me because I have it all, hate me because I'm beautiful. - Joanna Krupa
163
I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.
I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now. - Taylor Armstrong
162
I deal in fact not friction.
161
Investing in drama is not in my budget.
Investing in drama is not in my budget. - Stephanie Hollman
160
People say I have a picture perfect life, and I do.
People say I have a picture perfect life, and I do. - Porsha Williams
159
I love God, but I will read you like a scripture.
I love God, but I will read you like a scripture. - Mary Cosby
158
I’d rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it.
I’d rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it. - Brandi Glanville
157
People are intimidated by my success.
People are intimidated by my success. - Shereé Whitfield
156
Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me.
Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me. - Kim Richards
155
You may say I cause trouble, but I say I keep things interesting.
You may say I cause trouble, but I say I keep things interesting. - Ashley Darby
154
Life is about choices, and I choose Cynthia.
Life is about choices, and I choose Cynthia. - Cynthia Bailey
153
I'm not just a last name. I'm a legacy.
I'm not just a last name. I'm a legacy. - Sonja Morgan
152
A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar... Then they had me!
A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar... Then they had me! - Jules Wainstein
151
If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on.
If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on. - Dina Manzo
150
I'm the girl next door, if you live in a big old mansion.
I'm the girl next door, if you live in a big old mansion. - Stephanie Hollman
149
Some people say I have secrets, but I say I am full of surprises.
Some people say I have secrets, but I say I am full of surprises. - Adriana De Moura
148
Why cry over spilled milk, when you can laugh over champagne
Why cry over spilled milk, when you can laugh over champagne - Charrisse Jackson Jordan
147
Now that I’ve got my Ace, I’ve got a full house.
Now that I’ve got my Ace, I’ve got a full house. - Kandi Burruss
146
A little Kandi always helps sweeten the tea.
A little Kandi always helps sweeten the tea. - Kandi Burruss
145
It's great to be successful. But it's even better to B Strong.
It's great to be successful. But it's even better to B Strong. - Bethenny Frankel
144
I’ll give you my opinion, but you’d better be ready to hear it.
143
I'm a hitmaker, and this year I will reveal the best one.
I'm a hitmaker, and this year I will reveal the best one. - Kandi Burruss
142
I’m a true Texan. No bull, but all horns.
I’m a true Texan. No bull, but all horns. - LeeAnne Locken
141
The only thing messier than two boys is me.
The only thing messier than two boys is me. - Ashley Darby
140
Throw this spring chicken into the cougar's den and let the games begin.
Throw this spring chicken into the cougar's den and let the games begin. - Ashley Darby
139
Like a mint in my mouth, I can be a bit fresh.
Like a mint in my mouth, I can be a bit fresh. - Dorinda Medley
138
If you want a starring role in my life, you better drop the act.
If you want a starring role in my life, you better drop the act. - Garcelle Beauvais
137
If you want to pop off, I'll be happy to get you adjusted.
If you want to pop off, I'll be happy to get you adjusted. - Mia Thornton
136
I have a big heart, but little patience.
I have a big heart, but little patience. - Dorinda Medley
135
I can save your life, but not your reputation.
I can save your life, but not your reputation. - Tiffany Moon
134
I took a lot of left turns but now, things are just right.
I took a lot of left turns but now, things are just right. - Porsha Williams
133
I’m the ultimate Southern belle, I get what I want.
I’m the ultimate Southern belle, I get what I want. - Phaedra Parks
132
I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas I'm never on the sidelines.
I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas I'm never on the sidelines. - Brandi Redmond
131
Now that I’m marrying my prince, this sleeping beauty is woke!
Now that I’m marrying my prince, this sleeping beauty is woke! - Candiace Dillard
130
Call animal control, 'cuz there's a cougar on the loose in the OC.
Call animal control, 'cuz there's a cougar on the loose in the OC. - Kelly Dodd
129
Running a family business is a job for one tough mother.
Running a family business is a job for one tough mother. - D’Andra Simmons
128
I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real.
127
Yes I'm a flirt but home is where my heart is.
126
You never know how strong you are until it’s the only choice you have.
You never know how strong you are until it’s the only choice you have. - Teresa Giudice
125
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend- freedom is.
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend- freedom is. - Camille Grammer
124
While some were saying 'I can't,' I was saying 'I do!'
While some were saying 'I can't,' I was saying 'I do!' - Kenya Moore
123
I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy.
I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy. - Vicki Gunvalson
122
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run. - Jacqueline Laurita
121
I’ve traded in my umbrella. It’s all gold at the end of this rainbow.
I’ve traded in my umbrella. It’s all gold at the end of this rainbow. - Monique Samuels
120
When you've traveled the world, you can speak in any accent you want.
When you've traveled the world, you can speak in any accent you want. - Dorit Kemsley
119
My lips are legendary, and they will never gloss over the truth.
My lips are legendary, and they will never gloss over the truth. - Lisa Rinna
118
Baby don't believe what you hear, the grand dame still holds center court.
Baby don't believe what you hear, the grand dame still holds center court. - Karen Huger
117
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty! - Kristen Taekman
116
If you're not about the namaste, then get the hell out of my way.
If you're not about the namaste, then get the hell out of my way. - Teresa Giudice
115
Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love.
Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love. - Teresa Giudice
114
I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight.
I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight. - Tiffany Hendra
113
I speak five languages, but I can get a man with no words.
I speak five languages, but I can get a man with no words. - Adriana De Moura
112
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend; martinis are!
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend; martinis are! - Dorinda Medley
111
The most interesting people make the best headlines.
The most interesting people make the best headlines. - LuAnn de Lesseps
110
If you're gonna mess with my family, you’re messing with me.
If you're gonna mess with my family, you’re messing with me. - Caroline Manzo
109
Make light of me all you want, but I’m still going to shine!
108
A true southern belle knows her worth, and I am priceless.
A true southern belle knows her worth, and I am priceless. - Phaedra Parks
107
I grew up a carny kid. Play games with me and you're gonna pay.
I grew up a carny kid. Play games with me and you're gonna pay. - LeeAnne Locken
106
My success is built on making women look and feel their best. Holla!
My success is built on making women look and feel their best. Holla! - Heather Thomson
105
If you don't like my shade, then step out of my shadow.
If you don't like my shade, then step out of my shadow. - Kenya Moore
104
If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem.
If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem. - Dorinda Medley
103
Call me a bad server, because I always spill the tea!
Call me a bad server, because I always spill the tea! - Shereé Whitfield
102
Seasons may change, but Cynthia Bailey never goes out of style.
Seasons may change, but Cynthia Bailey never goes out of style. - Cynthia Bailey
101
I asked, believed, and I received.
I asked, believed, and I received. - Kim Zolciak-Biermann
100
When you take cheap shots, always expect a hangover.
When you take cheap shots, always expect a hangover. - Lisa Barlow
99
You can stab me in the back, but whilst you’re there, kiss my ass.
You can stab me in the back, but whilst you’re there, kiss my ass. - Lisa Vanderpump
98
People call me over-the-top, but lately I prefer being a bottom.
People call me over-the-top, but lately I prefer being a bottom. - Sonja Morgan
97
I can make you laugh or make you cry...your choice.
I can make you laugh or make you cry...your choice. - Margaret Josephs
96
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you - Kelly Dodd
95
I may be small, but my empire keeps on growing.
I may be small, but my empire keeps on growing. - Kandi Burruss
94
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass. - Carole Radziwill
93
In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears.
In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears. - Carlton Gebbia
92
The queen of diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve.
The queen of diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve. - Lisa Vanderpump
91
I may be an actress, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script.
I may be an actress, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script. - Eileen Davidson
90
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything.
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything. - Eboni K. Williams
89
I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them.
I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them. - Teresa Giudice
88
I'm still the baddest thing walking, and the most anointed one talking.
I'm still the baddest thing walking, and the most anointed one talking. - Gizelle Bryant
87
Don't come for me, unless I twirl for you.
Don't come for me, unless I twirl for you. - Kenya Moore
86
I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work.
I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work. - Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave
85
When it comes to my family, I'm the judge and the jury.
When it comes to my family, I'm the judge and the jury. - Phaedra Parks
84
If you're going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.
If you're going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss. - Bethenny Frankel
83
I may be social distancing, but I'm here for social justice.
I may be social distancing, but I'm here for social justice. - Porsha Williams
82
These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give.
These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give. - Tamra Judge
81
My faith is strong, and my ass isn't bad either.
My faith is strong, and my ass isn't bad either. - Tamra Judge
80
A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot.
A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot. - Tinsley Mortimer
79
I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong. - Dorinda Medley
78
If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem.
If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem. - Ramona Singer
77
My life may not be a fairytale, but I'll always get a happy ending.
My life may not be a fairytale, but I'll always get a happy ending. - Denise Richards
76
I was gone with the wind, but now I'm back and twice as fabulous.
I was gone with the wind, but now I'm back and twice as fabulous. - Kenya Moore
75
Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack.
Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack. - Lisa Vanderpump
74
I maybe rough around the edges, but baby, so are diamonds
I maybe rough around the edges, but baby, so are diamonds - Monique Samuels
73
The grande dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated.
The grande dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated. - Karen Huger
72
In Potomac, it's not about who you know, it's who you are. And I'm everything.
In Potomac, it's not about who you know, it's who you are. And I'm everything. - Karen Huger
71
Persistence is king and I'm the queen of it.
70
Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time!
Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time! - Ramona Singer
69
I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!
I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches! - Dina Manzo
68
I’m on a spiritual journey and still traveling first class.
I’m on a spiritual journey and still traveling first class. - NeNe Leakes
67
When I walk into the room, I own it.
When I walk into the room, I own it. - NeNe Leakes
66
My advice to you: Don't hustle the hustler.
My advice to you: Don't hustle the hustler. - Lisa Rinna
65
If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you.
If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you. - Mary Cosby
64
Honey, the grande dame doesn't repeat history — she makes it.
Honey, the grande dame doesn't repeat history — she makes it. - Karen Huger
63
The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial
The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial - Shannon Beador
62
The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade.
The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade. - Gizelle Bryant
61
Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one.
Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one. - Shannon Beador
60
I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.
I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch. - Leah McSweeney
59
Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be.
Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be. - Lisa Vanderpump
58
I live a model life. Now I’m ready to be a top wife.
I live a model life. Now I’m ready to be a top wife. - Eva Marcille
57
One should know... Never count out the Countess.
One should know... Never count out the Countess. - LuAnn de Lesseps
56
I've got heels that are higher than your standards.
I've got heels that are higher than your standards. - Kameron Westcott
55
I'm not a Housewife, but I am real.
I'm not a Housewife, but I am real. - Bethenny Frankel
54
I'm about to give you life, so stay out of my way!
I'm about to give you life, so stay out of my way! - Porsha Williams
53
There's nothing grey about my gardens.
There's nothing grey about my gardens. - Sonja Morgan
52
I rise above the drama — and won’t settle for the lower level.
I rise above the drama — and won’t settle for the lower level. - LuAnn de Lesseps
51
I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress.
I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress. - Ramona Singer
50
I can deal with a lot, but I can't deal with stupid.
I can deal with a lot, but I can't deal with stupid. - Lea Black
49
I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen.
I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen. - Carole Radziwill
48
I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced.
I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced. - Erika Girardi
47
Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! - Ramona Singer
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Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn't have to try me.
Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn't have to try me. - Monique Samuels
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Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is ready to walk it alone.
Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is ready to walk it alone. - Cynthia Bailey
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Only God can judge me, and he seems quite impressed.
Only God can judge me, and he seems quite impressed. - Phaedra Parks
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The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife.
The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife. - LuAnn de Lesseps
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I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality.
I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality. - Kenya Moore
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You’ve heard a lot about me, but it’s only true when it comes from my lips.
You’ve heard a lot about me, but it’s only true when it comes from my lips. - Lisa Rinna
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Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.
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If you’re offended by what I say, imagine what I’m thinking.
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I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore.
I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore. - Kenya Moore
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My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is comin' in.
My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is comin' in. - Sonja Morgan
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I stand by what I say, but not how you interpret it.
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I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste!
I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste! - Ramona Singer
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I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.
I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything. - Eileen Davidson
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I have arrived, and the spotlight is on me, honey.
I have arrived, and the spotlight is on me, honey. - NeNe Leakes
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My lips were made for talkin' and that’s just what they’ll do.
My lips were made for talkin' and that’s just what they’ll do. - Lisa Rinna
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Before you judge me, you better be perfect.
Before you judge me, you better be perfect. - Vicki Gunvalson
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I am the glue for my wig and my family!
I am the glue for my wig and my family! - NeNe Leakes
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Why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful.
Why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful. - NeNe Leakes
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When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!
When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl! - Shannon Beador
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This phoenix has risen, and I'm saying bye, ashes!
This phoenix has risen, and I'm saying bye, ashes! - Porsha Williams
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Word on the street is, I'm still the word on the street
Word on the street is, I'm still the word on the street - Gizelle Bryant
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Potomac put me on a pedestal, and the view is spectacular
Potomac put me on a pedestal, and the view is spectacular - Karen Huger
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I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.
I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice. - Dorinda Medley
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This little flower is no shrinking violet!
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I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV.
I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV. - Eileen Davidson
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God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.
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I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash.
I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash. - Erika Girardi
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I'm too blessed to be stressed, and too sexy to be thirsty.
I'm too blessed to be stressed, and too sexy to be thirsty. - Porsha Williams
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You can't always get what you want, but I can.
You can't always get what you want, but I can. - Phaedra Parks
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The crown is heavy, darlings. So just leave it where it belongs.
The crown is heavy, darlings. So just leave it where it belongs. - Lisa Vanderpump
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I'm in the best shape of my life, who begs to differ?
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If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?
If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right? - Sonja Morgan
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I'm not everyone's drink of choice, but I'm my cup of tea.
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I may be an open book, but that does not mean I am easily read.
I may be an open book, but that does not mean I am easily read. - Shamari DeVoe
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10 years in the game, and I'm still the tastiest peach in Atlanta!
10 years in the game, and I'm still the tastiest peach in Atlanta! - NeNe Leakes
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When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg.
When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg. - Aviva Drescher
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I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized
I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized - Tamra Judge
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Some people call me cold, but that's not ice. It's diamonds.
Some people call me cold, but that's not ice. It's diamonds. - Erika Girardi
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Faith, family and career -- those are the facts of my life.
Faith, family and career -- those are the facts of my life. - Kim Fields
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If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening.
If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening. - Gizelle Bryant
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Don’t mess with the boss, 'cuz you might get fired.
Don’t mess with the boss, 'cuz you might get fired. - Kandi Burruss
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If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess.
If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess. - LuAnn de Lesseps
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I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.
I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches. - Lisa Vanderpump
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I don't have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it.
I don't have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it. - Lisa Rinna
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I don’t keep up with the Joneses; I am the Joneses.
I don’t keep up with the Joneses; I am the Joneses. - NeNe Leakes
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I’m a Southern belle. Brains, booty, and all business
I’m a Southern belle. Brains, booty, and all business - Phaedra Parks