I never feel guilty about being privileged.

Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I’m taking center stage in my life.

I plead guilty to being fabulous.

I thought I had it good before, but I'm just getting started.

Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I'll never give up.

To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally.

The most interesting people make the best headlines.

One should know... Never count out the Countess.

I rise above the drama — and won’t settle for the lower level.

The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife.

If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess.