The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
Every tagline from the OC franchise of the Real Housewives - ranked!
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509
Here's to not being fake.
Here's to not being fake. - Vicki Gunvalson
502
If you'd like to reach my standards, I suggest you get a ladder.
493
Everything's got to be huge, large, and grand.
Everything's got to be huge, large, and grand. - Vicki Gunvalson
491
No matter how much money you have, you can always rely on others.
489
You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
472
No one's life is perfect, but mine is pretty close.
470
Housewives come younger, but they don't come hotter.
Housewives come younger, but they don't come hotter. - Tamra Judge
469
I deserve only the best... I'm worth it!
465
I'm still the hottest housewife in Orange County and, the toughest, too.
I'm still the hottest housewife in Orange County and, the toughest, too. - Tamra Judge
456
I'm living the American dream, one sports car at a time
442
I love having a younger man in my life.
435
In the game of life, I choose my team wisely.
433
Boldness comes at a cost, and I'm willing to pay.
Boldness comes at a cost, and I'm willing to pay. - Tamra Judge
432
When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings...one diamond at a time.
When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings...one diamond at a time. - Emily Simpson
430
It doesn't matter what happens in life, I do it my way.
423
I'm just your typical Orange County housewife. I am obsessed with being young.
422
I still get pampered, I still get treated like a princess. I deserve it.
421
I love the bling, I love the jewelry, I love it all.
415
You know what, I'm living the O.C. lifestyle again. I feel like royalty.
412
In the OC, it's easier to fit in but much more fun to stand out.
406
I speak the truth, even if it sounds funny when I say it.
I speak the truth, even if it sounds funny when I say it. - Gina Kirschenheiter
392
Standing out is much more fun than fitting in.
391
Those who live in small houses should definitely throw stones.
Those who live in small houses should definitely throw stones. - Gina Kirschenheiter
384
I earned my money the old-fashioned way: marrying it, then making more.
I earned my money the old-fashioned way: marrying it, then making more. - Elizabeth Lyn Vargas
382
The fun bus is leaving and, this time, I'm in the driver's seat.
The fun bus is leaving and, this time, I'm in the driver's seat. - Vicki Gunvalson
381
When the going gets tough, I just get stronger and stronger.
372
Soccer moms drive mini vans, but this girl drives a Bentley.
367
I love my family, I love my work, I love my life.
I love my family, I love my work, I love my life. - Vicki Gunvalson
364
Life is full of beautiful curves, and so am I.
Life is full of beautiful curves, and so am I. - Emily Simpson
358
I was poor, I was rich, I was poor again and you know what? Having money is easier.
357
Some people say I'm too much to handle. I say I'm just getting started.
Some people say I'm too much to handle. I say I'm just getting started. - Shannon Beador
352
I don't wanna get old.
I don't wanna get old. - Vicki Gunvalson
351
You may think I have it all, but I'm just getting started.
345
I've still got a small house, but I'm living large.
I've still got a small house, but I'm living large. - Gina Kirschenheiter
342
The best thing about starting over is never looking back.
The best thing about starting over is never looking back. - Tamra Judge
341
I make my own money, and I make my own rules.
I make my own money, and I make my own rules. - Vicki Gunvalson
332
Whoever said blondes have more fun, hasn't met me.
327
Happiness means never having to apologize for being me.
324
I don’t need to prove anything. I know who I am and God does too.
322
I want the power and the money, and I want them both.
I want the power and the money, and I want them both. - Vicki Gunvalson
321
I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise.
I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise. - Vicki Gunvalson
317
Don’t judge me for what I do. In fact, just don’t judge me at all.
Don’t judge me for what I do. In fact, just don’t judge me at all. - Kelly Dodd
311
I have always wanted things. I crave money.
309
These days, I don't just raise the bar; I close it down, too.
These days, I don't just raise the bar; I close it down, too. - Emily Simpson
308
85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants.
307
He's pretty much keeping me.
306
It's just money, you can't take it with you.
304
In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette.
In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette. - Emily Simpson
300
I don't let my kids or my exes drive me crazy.
299
Don't call me a princess, call me the boss.
295
If you can't take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow
293
I'm not the new girl anymore, so watch out.
I'm not the new girl anymore, so watch out. - Tamra Judge
286
I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County.
I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County. - Tamra Judge
276
This Storms has found her sunshine, and the future is looking bright.
This Storms has found her sunshine, and the future is looking bright. - Shannon Beador
274
I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder.
I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder. - Tamra Judge
273
I can handle a baby, and women who act like one
268
Cheers to bad choices — then making better ones.
Cheers to bad choices — then making better ones. - Braunwyn Windham-Burke
266
It's not about how much money you have, it's about how good you look spending it.
261
I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten.
I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten. - Braunwyn Windham-Burke
259
If at first you don't succeed, try it my way.
256
I'm not afraid of a little jab, and the ones I give are the best.
254
I call the shots in my life now, and I have good aim.
I call the shots in my life now, and I have good aim. - Tamra Judge
249
I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute.
I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute. - Gina Kirschenheiter
247
I love money and now I'm loving life.
243
The tables have turned. And this time, I’m dancing on them.
The tables have turned. And this time, I’m dancing on them. - Shannon Beador
242
I'm done being a trophy wife, freedom only makes me hotter.
I'm done being a trophy wife, freedom only makes me hotter. - Tamra Judge
235
Now that I'm in the O.C., it's a whole new ball game.
231
I thank God every day for my life, and you would, too.
229
If you don’t want me to cross the line, don’t draw one.
If you don’t want me to cross the line, don’t draw one. - Kelly Dodd
222
I'm smart, I'm sexy, and I'm confident. Of course people are gonna talk about me.
207
I make my own rules, so don't expect me to follow yours.
I make my own rules, so don't expect me to follow yours. - Vicki Gunvalson
202
I don't throw parties, I am the party.
I don't throw parties, I am the party. - Kelly Dodd
201
My tank is full and I'm driving into my future.
My tank is full and I'm driving into my future. - Vicki Gunvalson
195
Are the police involved?
189
The O.C. is full of secrets, but I have nothing to hide.
The O.C. is full of secrets, but I have nothing to hide. - Shannon Beador
182
Am I high maintenance? Of course I am, look at me.
181
I go big or go home, and I am not going home
I go big or go home, and I am not going home - Vicki Gunvalson
172
I’ve closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one.
I’ve closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one. - Shannon Beador
134
Call animal control, 'cuz there's a cougar on the loose in the OC.
Call animal control, 'cuz there's a cougar on the loose in the OC. - Kelly Dodd
132
I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real.
108
I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy.
I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy. - Vicki Gunvalson
100
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you - Kelly Dodd
84
These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give.
These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give. - Tamra Judge
83
My faith is strong, and my ass isn't bad either.
My faith is strong, and my ass isn't bad either. - Tamra Judge
65
The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial
The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial - Shannon Beador
63
Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one.
Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one. - Shannon Beador
41
Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.
33
Before you judge me, you better be perfect.
Before you judge me, you better be perfect. - Vicki Gunvalson
28
When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!
When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl! - Shannon Beador
21
God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.
10
I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized
I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized - Tamra Judge