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If you'd like to reach my standards, I suggest you get a ladder.
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No one's life is perfect, but mine is pretty close.
351
You may think I have it all, but I'm just getting started.
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Whoever said blondes have more fun, hasn't met me.
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If at first you don't succeed, try it my way.
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I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real.