The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
The Real Taglines of Every Housewife: A comprehensive ranking of all 484 Real Housewive taglines... Enjoy!
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When you take cheap shots, always expect a hangover.
When you take cheap shots, always expect a hangover. - Lisa Barlow
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You can stab me in the back, but whilst you’re there, kiss my ass.
You can stab me in the back, but whilst you’re there, kiss my ass. - Lisa Vanderpump
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People call me over-the-top, but lately I prefer being a bottom.
People call me over-the-top, but lately I prefer being a bottom. - Sonja Morgan
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I can make you laugh or make you cry...your choice.
I can make you laugh or make you cry...your choice. - Margaret Josephs
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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you - Kelly Dodd
95
I may be small, but my empire keeps on growing.
I may be small, but my empire keeps on growing. - Kandi Burruss
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If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass. - Carole Radziwill
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In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears.
In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears. - Carlton Gebbia
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The queen of diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve.
The queen of diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve. - Lisa Vanderpump
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I may be an actress, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script.
I may be an actress, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script. - Eileen Davidson
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I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything.
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything. - Eboni K. Williams
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I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them.
I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them. - Teresa Giudice
88
I'm still the baddest thing walking, and the most anointed one talking.
I'm still the baddest thing walking, and the most anointed one talking. - Gizelle Bryant
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Don't come for me, unless I twirl for you.
Don't come for me, unless I twirl for you. - Kenya Moore
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I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work.
I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work. - Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave
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When it comes to my family, I'm the judge and the jury.
When it comes to my family, I'm the judge and the jury. - Phaedra Parks
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If you're going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.
If you're going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss. - Bethenny Frankel
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I may be social distancing, but I'm here for social justice.
I may be social distancing, but I'm here for social justice. - Porsha Williams
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These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give.
These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give. - Tamra Judge
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My faith is strong, and my ass isn't bad either.
My faith is strong, and my ass isn't bad either. - Tamra Judge
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A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot.
A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot. - Tinsley Mortimer
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I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong. - Dorinda Medley
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If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem.
If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem. - Ramona Singer
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My life may not be a fairytale, but I'll always get a happy ending.
My life may not be a fairytale, but I'll always get a happy ending. - Denise Richards
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I was gone with the wind, but now I'm back and twice as fabulous.
I was gone with the wind, but now I'm back and twice as fabulous. - Kenya Moore
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Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack.
Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack. - Lisa Vanderpump
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I maybe rough around the edges, but baby, so are diamonds
I maybe rough around the edges, but baby, so are diamonds - Monique Samuels
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The grande dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated.
The grande dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated. - Karen Huger
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In Potomac, it's not about who you know, it's who you are. And I'm everything.
In Potomac, it's not about who you know, it's who you are. And I'm everything. - Karen Huger
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Persistence is king and I'm the queen of it.
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Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time!
Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time! - Ramona Singer
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I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!
I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches! - Dina Manzo
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I’m on a spiritual journey and still traveling first class.
I’m on a spiritual journey and still traveling first class. - NeNe Leakes
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When I walk into the room, I own it.
When I walk into the room, I own it. - NeNe Leakes
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My advice to you: Don't hustle the hustler.
My advice to you: Don't hustle the hustler. - Lisa Rinna
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If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you.
If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you. - Mary Cosby
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Honey, the grande dame doesn't repeat history — she makes it.
Honey, the grande dame doesn't repeat history — she makes it. - Karen Huger
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The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial
The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial - Shannon Beador
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The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade.
The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade. - Gizelle Bryant
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Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one.
Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one. - Shannon Beador
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I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.
I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch. - Leah McSweeney
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Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be.
Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be. - Lisa Vanderpump
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I live a model life. Now I’m ready to be a top wife.
I live a model life. Now I’m ready to be a top wife. - Eva Marcille
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One should know... Never count out the Countess.
One should know... Never count out the Countess. - LuAnn de Lesseps
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I've got heels that are higher than your standards.
I've got heels that are higher than your standards. - Kameron Westcott
55
I'm not a Housewife, but I am real.
I'm not a Housewife, but I am real. - Bethenny Frankel
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I'm about to give you life, so stay out of my way!
I'm about to give you life, so stay out of my way! - Porsha Williams
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There's nothing grey about my gardens.
There's nothing grey about my gardens. - Sonja Morgan
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I rise above the drama — and won’t settle for the lower level.
I rise above the drama — and won’t settle for the lower level. - LuAnn de Lesseps
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I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress.
I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress. - Ramona Singer
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I can deal with a lot, but I can't deal with stupid.
I can deal with a lot, but I can't deal with stupid. - Lea Black
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I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen.
I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen. - Carole Radziwill
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I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced.
I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced. - Erika Girardi
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Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! - Ramona Singer
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Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn't have to try me.
Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn't have to try me. - Monique Samuels
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Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is ready to walk it alone.
Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is ready to walk it alone. - Cynthia Bailey
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Only God can judge me, and he seems quite impressed.
Only God can judge me, and he seems quite impressed. - Phaedra Parks
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The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife.
The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife. - LuAnn de Lesseps
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I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality.
I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality. - Kenya Moore
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You’ve heard a lot about me, but it’s only true when it comes from my lips.
You’ve heard a lot about me, but it’s only true when it comes from my lips. - Lisa Rinna
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Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.
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If you’re offended by what I say, imagine what I’m thinking.
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I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore.
I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore. - Kenya Moore
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My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is comin' in.
My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is comin' in. - Sonja Morgan
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I stand by what I say, but not how you interpret it.
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I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste!
I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste! - Ramona Singer
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I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.
I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything. - Eileen Davidson
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I have arrived, and the spotlight is on me, honey.
I have arrived, and the spotlight is on me, honey. - NeNe Leakes
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My lips were made for talkin' and that’s just what they’ll do.
My lips were made for talkin' and that’s just what they’ll do. - Lisa Rinna
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Before you judge me, you better be perfect.
Before you judge me, you better be perfect. - Vicki Gunvalson
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I am the glue for my wig and my family!
I am the glue for my wig and my family! - NeNe Leakes
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Why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful.
Why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful. - NeNe Leakes
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When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!
When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl! - Shannon Beador
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This phoenix has risen, and I'm saying bye, ashes!
This phoenix has risen, and I'm saying bye, ashes! - Porsha Williams
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Word on the street is, I'm still the word on the street
Word on the street is, I'm still the word on the street - Gizelle Bryant
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Potomac put me on a pedestal, and the view is spectacular
Potomac put me on a pedestal, and the view is spectacular - Karen Huger
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I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.
I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice. - Dorinda Medley
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This little flower is no shrinking violet!
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I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV.
I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV. - Eileen Davidson
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God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.
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I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash.
I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash. - Erika Girardi
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I'm too blessed to be stressed, and too sexy to be thirsty.
I'm too blessed to be stressed, and too sexy to be thirsty. - Porsha Williams
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You can't always get what you want, but I can.
You can't always get what you want, but I can. - Phaedra Parks
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The crown is heavy, darlings. So just leave it where it belongs.
The crown is heavy, darlings. So just leave it where it belongs. - Lisa Vanderpump
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I'm in the best shape of my life, who begs to differ?
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If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?
If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right? - Sonja Morgan
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I'm not everyone's drink of choice, but I'm my cup of tea.
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I may be an open book, but that does not mean I am easily read.
I may be an open book, but that does not mean I am easily read. - Shamari DeVoe
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10 years in the game, and I'm still the tastiest peach in Atlanta!
10 years in the game, and I'm still the tastiest peach in Atlanta! - NeNe Leakes
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When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg.
When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg. - Aviva Drescher
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I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized
I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized - Tamra Judge
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Some people call me cold, but that's not ice. It's diamonds.
Some people call me cold, but that's not ice. It's diamonds. - Erika Girardi
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Faith, family and career -- those are the facts of my life.
Faith, family and career -- those are the facts of my life. - Kim Fields
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If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening.
If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening. - Gizelle Bryant
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Don’t mess with the boss, 'cuz you might get fired.
Don’t mess with the boss, 'cuz you might get fired. - Kandi Burruss
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If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess.
If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess. - LuAnn de Lesseps
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I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.
I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches. - Lisa Vanderpump
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I don't have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it.
I don't have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it. - Lisa Rinna
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I don’t keep up with the Joneses; I am the Joneses.
I don’t keep up with the Joneses; I am the Joneses. - NeNe Leakes
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I’m a Southern belle. Brains, booty, and all business
I’m a Southern belle. Brains, booty, and all business - Phaedra Parks