The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
The Real Taglines of Every Housewife: A comprehensive ranking of all 509 Real Housewive taglines... Enjoy!
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Here's to not being fake.
Here's to not being fake. - Vicki Gunvalson
508
If you can't stand the heat, get out of my kitchen.
507
Life is about change, sometimes you just have to roll with the punches.
Life is about change, sometimes you just have to roll with the punches. - Caroline Manzo
506
In my world, attitude is everything, I'm keeping it real.
In my world, attitude is everything, I'm keeping it real. - Cristy Rice
505
If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen.
If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen. - Kathy Wakile
504
Behind every strong man, is a stronger Jersey girl.
Behind every strong man, is a stronger Jersey girl. - Dolores Catania
503
I don't have a cookie cutter life and I'm not apologizing for it.
I don't have a cookie cutter life and I'm not apologizing for it. - Robyn Dixon
502
If you'd like to reach my standards, I suggest you get a ladder.
501
I finally found my voice, and I'm not afraid to use it.
I finally found my voice, and I'm not afraid to use it. - Taylor Armstrong
500
Having it all is easy, if you're willing to work for it.
Having it all is easy, if you're willing to work for it. - Adrienne Maloof
499
I’m a survivor, no one is bringing me down.
I’m a survivor, no one is bringing me down. - Amber Marchese
498
Don't try to bully me, because I'm a boss.
Don't try to bully me, because I'm a boss. - Melissa Gorga
497
In Beverly Hills you can be anything, but it’s most important to be yourself.
In Beverly Hills you can be anything, but it’s most important to be yourself. - Kyle Richards
496
My job is about making fast decisions, but my personal life I leave up to destiny.
My job is about making fast decisions, but my personal life I leave up to destiny. - Marysol Patton
495
Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home.
Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home. - Kyle Richards
494
Don’t let the minivan fool you. This mom won’t roll over for anyone.
Don’t let the minivan fool you. This mom won’t roll over for anyone. - Jackie Goldschneider
493
Everything's got to be huge, large, and grand.
Everything's got to be huge, large, and grand. - Vicki Gunvalson
492
I have everything I've ever wanted, and it's all on my own terms.
I have everything I've ever wanted, and it's all on my own terms. - Cindy Barshop
491
No matter how much money you have, you can always rely on others.
490
I never feel guilty about being privileged.
I never feel guilty about being privileged. - LuAnn de Lesseps
489
You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
488
I live a life that most girls only dream of.
I live a life that most girls only dream of. - Melissa Gorga
487
I can hold my own. I am my own person.
I can hold my own. I am my own person. - Jacqueline Laurita
486
People have a hard time saying no to me and that’s just been my blessing.
485
Life isn’t a fairytale, but I’m hoping mine is the exception.
Life isn’t a fairytale, but I’m hoping mine is the exception. - Tinsley Mortimer
484
We're old school, we believe in respect.
We're old school, we believe in respect. - Kathy Wakile
483
I'm stronger than anything in my way. Holla!
I'm stronger than anything in my way. Holla! - Heather Thomson
482
Jealousy is a disease, to which I say, 'Get well soon!
Jealousy is a disease, to which I say, 'Get well soon! - Meredith Marks
481
When you know who you are, you have nothing to prove.
480
Life is a pageant, and I'm in it to win it.
Life is a pageant, and I'm in it to win it. - Candiace Dillard
479
I was a child star, but now my most important role is being a mother.
I was a child star, but now my most important role is being a mother. - Kim Richards
478
To a certain group of people in New York, status is everything.
To a certain group of people in New York, status is everything. - Alex McCord
477
If you rub me the wrong way, there will be no more namaste.
If you rub me the wrong way, there will be no more namaste. - Teresa Giudice
476
I can tell you're green with envy and honey, green is not your color
I can tell you're green with envy and honey, green is not your color - Melissa Gorga
475
In Beverly Hills, the truth always has a way of rising to the top.
In Beverly Hills, the truth always has a way of rising to the top. - Kyle Richards
474
I put others in the spotlight, but somehow it keeps finding me.
I put others in the spotlight, but somehow it keeps finding me. - Marysol Patton
473
Friends come and go, but family is forever.
Friends come and go, but family is forever. - Porsha Williams
472
No one's life is perfect, but mine is pretty close.
471
In Atlanta, money and class do give you power.
In Atlanta, money and class do give you power. - Kim Zolciak-Biermann
470
Housewives come younger, but they don't come hotter.
Housewives come younger, but they don't come hotter. - Tamra Judge
469
I deserve only the best... I'm worth it!
468
People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous.
People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous. - Teresa Giudice
467
Dallas is a pageant that I always win.
Dallas is a pageant that I always win. - LeeAnne Locken
466
When times get tough, you learn who your real friends are.
When times get tough, you learn who your real friends are. - Teresa Giudice
465
I'm still the hottest housewife in Orange County and, the toughest, too.
I'm still the hottest housewife in Orange County and, the toughest, too. - Tamra Judge
464
My business is beauty, and I'm the boss.
My business is beauty, and I'm the boss. - Cynthia Bailey
463
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I don’t think I look 40 at all.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I don’t think I look 40 at all. - Melissa Gorga
462
Around here, there's more than just dresses in everyone's closet.
Around here, there's more than just dresses in everyone's closet. - Kyle Richards
461
As I always say, ‘plastic makes perfect.
As I always say, ‘plastic makes perfect. - Jennifer Aydin
460
If you can’t take the truth, sue me.
If you can’t take the truth, sue me. - Margaret Josephs
459
You’re not seeing double, you’re seeing trouble!
458
People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me.
People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me. - Kathy Wakile
457
In this town, I'm Queen Bee and MVP.
In this town, I'm Queen Bee and MVP. - Jen Shah
456
I'm living the American dream, one sports car at a time
455
I'm an independent woman, doing it for myself.
I'm an independent woman, doing it for myself. - Kandi Burruss
454
I'm minding my business, so start minding yours.
I'm minding my business, so start minding yours. - D’Andra Simmons
453
A true New Yorker never backs down, and I'm no exception. Holla!
A true New Yorker never backs down, and I'm no exception. Holla! - Heather Thomson
452
I always follow my intuition, and let the angels do the rest.
451
Money is what I have, not who I am.
Money is what I have, not who I am. - Adrienne Maloof
450
I'm a ball and gala girl. It's my legacy and my calling.
I'm a ball and gala girl. It's my legacy and my calling. - Katie Rost
449
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, Champagne is
448
I always knew I was destined for greatness.
I always knew I was destined for greatness. - DeShawn Snow
447
Just like New York City, Sonja Morgan never goes out of style.
Just like New York City, Sonja Morgan never goes out of style. - Sonja Morgan
446
When life gets messy, just build a bigger closet.
When life gets messy, just build a bigger closet. - Cary Deuber
445
Life is a journey, not a competition
444
You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest.
You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest. - Joyce Giraud de Ohoven
443
Beauty fades, class is forever.
Beauty fades, class is forever. - Cynthia Bailey
442
I love having a younger man in my life.
441
Come on, why cook when I can order room service?!
Come on, why cook when I can order room service?! - Tinsley Mortimer
440
I love tradition but I’m no traditional housewife.
439
The only time that I look back is to see how far I've come.
The only time that I look back is to see how far I've come. - Cynthia Bailey
438
New York City is my playground.
New York City is my playground. - Bethenny Frankel
437
I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right.
I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right. - Ramona Singer
436
I’m born and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town.
I’m born and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town. - Kyle Richards
435
In the game of life, I choose my team wisely.
434
In a town of beauties and beasts, there's only one wild Rose.
In a town of beauties and beasts, there's only one wild Rose. - Whitney Rose
433
Boldness comes at a cost, and I'm willing to pay.
Boldness comes at a cost, and I'm willing to pay. - Tamra Judge
432
When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings...one diamond at a time.
When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings...one diamond at a time. - Emily Simpson
431
Don’t tell me you’re my friend, act like one.
Don’t tell me you’re my friend, act like one. - Yolanda Foster
430
It doesn't matter what happens in life, I do it my way.
429
I care about a lot of things, what others think of me isn't one of them.
I care about a lot of things, what others think of me isn't one of them. - Lea Black
428
If I don't know who you are, then you're not worth knowing.
If I don't know who you are, then you're not worth knowing. - Charrisse Jackson Jordan
427
Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I’m taking center stage in my life.
Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I’m taking center stage in my life. - LuAnn de Lesseps
426
I’ve turned each painful ending into a big, beautiful beginning
425
You don't mess with Texas, and you don't mess with me.
You don't mess with Texas, and you don't mess with me. - LeeAnne Locken
424
I have fame and fortune, and I’ve earned it.
I have fame and fortune, and I’ve earned it. - Kandi Burruss
423
I'm just your typical Orange County housewife. I am obsessed with being young.
422
I still get pampered, I still get treated like a princess. I deserve it.
421
I love the bling, I love the jewelry, I love it all.
420
I've created a great life, and I love living it.
I've created a great life, and I love living it. - Kelly Killoren Bensimon
419
The only thing I'll settle for is more.
The only thing I'll settle for is more. - Ramona Singer
418
I don't make money, I spend money.
417
Having the best isn't important to me, but being my best is.
Having the best isn't important to me, but being my best is. - Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave
416
I run with a fabulous circle of people.
I run with a fabulous circle of people. - Jill Zarin
415
You know what, I'm living the O.C. lifestyle again. I feel like royalty.
414
I've faced my share of challenges, but I'm tougher than I look.
I've faced my share of challenges, but I'm tougher than I look. - Jacqueline Laurita
413
Love me or hate me, I always speak the truth.
Love me or hate me, I always speak the truth. - Caroline Manzo
412
In the OC, it's easier to fit in but much more fun to stand out.
411
Keep your standards high and your stilettos higher
410
I’ll say sorry for what I’ve done, but never for who I am.
I’ll say sorry for what I’ve done, but never for who I am. - Leah McSweeney
409
Hollywood is full of pretenders, and I slay them all.
Hollywood is full of pretenders, and I slay them all. - Crystal Kung Minkoff
408
Everyone loves to underestimate me, and I love to prove everyone wrong.
Everyone loves to underestimate me, and I love to prove everyone wrong. - Lisa Hochstein
407
In a town full of phonies, I'm not afraid to be me.
In a town full of phonies, I'm not afraid to be me. - Kyle Richards
406
I speak the truth, even if it sounds funny when I say it.
I speak the truth, even if it sounds funny when I say it. - Gina Kirschenheiter
405
Life is short, I have no time for drama.
Life is short, I have no time for drama. - Caroline Manzo
404
Game, set, now I need a match.
Game, set, now I need a match. - Tinsley Mortimer
403
In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote.
In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote. - Carole Radziwill
402
I may keep you waiting, but trust me, I'm worth it.
I may keep you waiting, but trust me, I'm worth it. - Robyn Dixon
401
I plead guilty to being fabulous.
I plead guilty to being fabulous. - LuAnn de Lesseps
400
I have four kids, two degrees, and one kickass life.
I have four kids, two degrees, and one kickass life. - Jackie Goldschneider
399
Beauty is power, if you know how to use it.
Beauty is power, if you know how to use it. - Alexia Echevarria
398
If you take a shot at me, it better be tequila!
If you take a shot at me, it better be tequila! - Kary Brittingham
397
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
396
Life is a journey, and I’m finding myself every day.
Life is a journey, and I’m finding myself every day. - Kim Richards
395
I live in a house full of ballers, but I never get played.
I live in a house full of ballers, but I never get played. - Robyn Dixon
394
When you finally fall on your feet, people will still try to bring you down
393
I say, when you have nothing to hide, there's nothing to lose.
I say, when you have nothing to hide, there's nothing to lose. - Margaret Josephs
392
Standing out is much more fun than fitting in.
391
Those who live in small houses should definitely throw stones.
Those who live in small houses should definitely throw stones. - Gina Kirschenheiter
390
You don't have to like me. I love myself enough for the both of us.
You don't have to like me. I love myself enough for the both of us. - Lisa Barlow
389
I won't settle for anything less than everything.
I won't settle for anything less than everything. - Dorit Kemsley
388
They say it's never too late to start over. I say, starting over never tasted so good.
They say it's never too late to start over. I say, starting over never tasted so good. - Teresa Giudice
387
The secret to life? Dance like everyone is watching.
The secret to life? Dance like everyone is watching. - Lisa Rinna
386
Never underestimate a woman born and raised in New York City.
Never underestimate a woman born and raised in New York City. - Aviva Drescher
385
DC is my town and I thrive in it
384
I earned my money the old-fashioned way: marrying it, then making more.
I earned my money the old-fashioned way: marrying it, then making more. - Elizabeth Lyn Vargas
383
The professor has arrived, and class is officially in session.
The professor has arrived, and class is officially in session. - Wendy Osefo
382
The fun bus is leaving and, this time, I'm in the driver's seat.
The fun bus is leaving and, this time, I'm in the driver's seat. - Vicki Gunvalson
381
When the going gets tough, I just get stronger and stronger.
380
I don’t need to find love, I love myself.
I don’t need to find love, I love myself. - Ramona Singer
379
I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat.
I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat. - Meredith Marks
378
Karma is a bitch, but luckily, I’m on her good side.
Karma is a bitch, but luckily, I’m on her good side. - Ashley Darby
377
I know how to work it, and be seen.
I know how to work it, and be seen. - Cynthia Bailey
376
I was raised Jersey strong. Nothing in this life can shake me.
I was raised Jersey strong. Nothing in this life can shake me. - Dolores Catania
375
People try to figure me out, but I'm one of a kind.
People try to figure me out, but I'm one of a kind. - Kim Richards
374
Whoever says, 'Money can't buy happiness' clearly doesn't have my credit limit
Whoever says, 'Money can't buy happiness' clearly doesn't have my credit limit - Jennifer Aydin
373
I’ve learned to forgive and never regret.
I’ve learned to forgive and never regret. - Melissa Gorga
372
Soccer moms drive mini vans, but this girl drives a Bentley.
371
I've always had opinions, but now people know it.
I've always had opinions, but now people know it. - Alex McCord
370
I'm not about the drama. Don't start none, won't be none.
I'm not about the drama. Don't start none, won't be none. - Kandi Burruss
369
My husband built the perfect wife, and I built the perfect life.
My husband built the perfect wife, and I built the perfect life. - Lisa Hochstein
368
I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top-quality fabric
I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top-quality fabric - Jackie Goldschneider
367
I love my family, I love my work, I love my life.
I love my family, I love my work, I love my life. - Vicki Gunvalson
366
I thought I had it good before, but I'm just getting started.
I thought I had it good before, but I'm just getting started. - LuAnn de Lesseps
365
In this town, fame and money come and go, but friends should not.
In this town, fame and money come and go, but friends should not. - Kyle Richards
364
Life is full of beautiful curves, and so am I.
Life is full of beautiful curves, and so am I. - Emily Simpson
363
Don't let the green eyes fool you, I'm as real as they come
Don't let the green eyes fool you, I'm as real as they come - Robyn Dixon
362
Look up loyalty in the dictionary, and you'll find my face.
Look up loyalty in the dictionary, and you'll find my face. - Dolores Catania
361
Gamble on me and you’re sure to win.
360
You don't have to pay me a compliment, but you do have to pay me respect.
You don't have to pay me a compliment, but you do have to pay me respect. - Jackie Goldschneider
359
I was raised a Mormon but now, I'm raising a glass of champagne.
I was raised a Mormon but now, I'm raising a glass of champagne. - Heather Gay
358
I was poor, I was rich, I was poor again and you know what? Having money is easier.
357
Some people say I'm too much to handle. I say I'm just getting started.
Some people say I'm too much to handle. I say I'm just getting started. - Shannon Beador
356
If you don't like my smile, then don't look my way.
If you don't like my smile, then don't look my way. - Karent Sierra
355
I may look like a jetsetter, but my feet are firmly on the ground.
354
Know your friends, show your enemies the door.
Know your friends, show your enemies the door. - Adrienne Maloof
353
The shorter my hair, the shorter my patience
The shorter my hair, the shorter my patience - Robyn Dixon
352
I don't wanna get old.
I don't wanna get old. - Vicki Gunvalson
351
You may think I have it all, but I'm just getting started.
350
I'm a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down.
I'm a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down. - Teresa Giudice
349
My husband may be a rock star but now it’s my turn to shine, shine, shine!
348
I give Uptown a whole new attitude.
I give Uptown a whole new attitude. - Dorinda Medley
347
I may speak five languages, but my true language is independence.
I may speak five languages, but my true language is independence. - Adriana De Moura
346
When you’re named after the hottest planet, things are sure to get fiery.
345
I've still got a small house, but I'm living large.
I've still got a small house, but I'm living large. - Gina Kirschenheiter
344
I've played by Potomac rules, now it's time to play by my own
I've played by Potomac rules, now it's time to play by my own - Ashley Darby
343
You can try to tear me down, but the Grand Dame never crumbles.
You can try to tear me down, but the Grand Dame never crumbles. - Karen Huger
342
The best thing about starting over is never looking back.
The best thing about starting over is never looking back. - Tamra Judge
341
I make my own money, and I make my own rules.
I make my own money, and I make my own rules. - Vicki Gunvalson
340
I plan for the future but live in the moment.
I plan for the future but live in the moment. - Carole Radziwill
339
Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it.
Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it. - Jill Zarin
338
Darling, I don't just plan the party; I am the party.
337
My husband's got moves, but I run the game.
My husband's got moves, but I run the game. - Larsa Pippen
336
I'm not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking.
I'm not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. - Ramona Singer
335
I may run with the wolf pack but I tread my own path.
334
Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it.
Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it. - Jacqueline Laurita
333
Honesty and integrity are my favorite accessories.
332
Whoever said blondes have more fun, hasn't met me.
331
I never carry a grudge, it won't match my shoes.
I never carry a grudge, it won't match my shoes. - Stephanie Hollman
330
In the marathon of life, loyalty is everything.
In the marathon of life, loyalty is everything. - Carole Radziwill
329
I married into money, but family is my fortune.
I married into money, but family is my fortune. - Stephanie Hollman
328
People may think they have me figured out, but I am always the wild card.
People may think they have me figured out, but I am always the wild card. - Kenya Moore
327
Happiness means never having to apologize for being me.
326
Style is an attitude, not something you can buy.
325
I live my life like everything matters because I think it does.
I live my life like everything matters because I think it does. - Lea Black
324
I don’t need to prove anything. I know who I am and God does too.
323
Don't hate the game, just marry a player.
Don't hate the game, just marry a player. - Kathryn Edwards
322
I want the power and the money, and I want them both.
I want the power and the money, and I want them both. - Vicki Gunvalson
321
I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise.
I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise. - Vicki Gunvalson
320
Age is just a number, but these cheekbones are timeless!
Age is just a number, but these cheekbones are timeless! - Cynthia Bailey
319
Some people have ups and downs- I have roller coaster rides!
318
This town is a game of chess, but no one’s taking this queen down.
This town is a game of chess, but no one’s taking this queen down. - Kyle Richards
317
Don’t judge me for what I do. In fact, just don’t judge me at all.
Don’t judge me for what I do. In fact, just don’t judge me at all. - Kelly Dodd
316
Break a leg? Not in these heels, honey.
Break a leg? Not in these heels, honey. - Erika Girardi
315
You never know what to expect when I'm expecting.
You never know what to expect when I'm expecting. - Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave
314
My husband's a top plastic surgeon in this town, and I am his best creation.
My husband's a top plastic surgeon in this town, and I am his best creation. - Lisa Hochstein
313
Music may be my passion, but family is forever.
Music may be my passion, but family is forever. - Kandi Burruss
312
Now that I got my baby, that's the only crap I take.
Now that I got my baby, that's the only crap I take. - Ashley Darby
311
I have always wanted things. I crave money.
310
I am a Vegas girl, I will call your bluff.
I am a Vegas girl, I will call your bluff. - Jacqueline Laurita
309
These days, I don't just raise the bar; I close it down, too.
These days, I don't just raise the bar; I close it down, too. - Emily Simpson
308
85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants.
307
He's pretty much keeping me.
306
It's just money, you can't take it with you.
305
Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?
Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say? - Sonja Morgan
304
In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette.
In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette. - Emily Simpson
303
Watch out world, because I'm shining brighter than ever
302
I like to have fun, but I don’t play games.
I like to have fun, but I don’t play games. - Yolanda Foster
301
I was in The Game. But now? I'm calling all the plays.
I was in The Game. But now? I'm calling all the plays. - Drew Sidora
300
I don't let my kids or my exes drive me crazy.
299
Don't call me a princess, call me the boss.
298
I’m from this town. I know what’s real and I know what’s fake.
I’m from this town. I know what’s real and I know what’s fake. - Kyle Richards
297
Most people talk about their fantasies. I’m living mine.
Most people talk about their fantasies. I’m living mine. - Erika Girardi
296
I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac.
I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac. - Ramona Singer
295
If you can't take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow
294
I may put up a tough front, but I'll never leave you behind.
I may put up a tough front, but I'll never leave you behind. - Dolores Catania
293
I'm not the new girl anymore, so watch out.
I'm not the new girl anymore, so watch out. - Tamra Judge
292
My fabulous life comes down to love and laughter- not luck.
291
The word on the street is, that I'm the word on the street.
The word on the street is, that I'm the word on the street. - Gizelle Bryant
290
Never come between a woman and her plastic surgeon.
289
If it doesn’t make me money, I don’t do it.
If it doesn’t make me money, I don’t do it. - Lisa Wu
288
It may look like I have it all, but I want more.
It may look like I have it all, but I want more. - Taylor Armstrong
287
Life has its ups and downs, but my game is on the rebound.
Life has its ups and downs, but my game is on the rebound. - Robyn Dixon
286
I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County.
I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County. - Tamra Judge
285
I like things that are elegant and sophisticated, just like me.
I like things that are elegant and sophisticated, just like me. - Shereé Whitfield
284
I have plenty of everything, including opinions.
I have plenty of everything, including opinions. - Jennie Nguyen
283
I don't start the drama, but I will stop the show.
I don't start the drama, but I will stop the show. - Dolores Catania
282
I age like fine wine, and now, I am ready to chill.
I age like fine wine, and now, I am ready to chill. - Cynthia Bailey
281
Some people are born great, and some are born Jersey.
Some people are born great, and some are born Jersey. - Melissa Gorga
280
I’m no one’s accessory, I’m the whole lifestyle brand.
I’m no one’s accessory, I’m the whole lifestyle brand. - Sonja Morgan
279
I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.
I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake. - Kyle Richards
278
I renovate, elevate and sometimes, I instigate.
I renovate, elevate and sometimes, I instigate. - Margaret Josephs
277
I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest.
I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest. - Kyle Richards
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This Storms has found her sunshine, and the future is looking bright.
This Storms has found her sunshine, and the future is looking bright. - Shannon Beador
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I love to be pampered, but I’m nobody's pet.
I love to be pampered, but I’m nobody's pet. - Kameron Westcott
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I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder.
I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder. - Tamra Judge
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I can handle a baby, and women who act like one
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I might be a doctor, but don't test my patience.
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In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all.
In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all. - Lisa Rinna
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Dress like there’s no tomorrow. And then tomorrow, do it again.
Dress like there’s no tomorrow. And then tomorrow, do it again. - Dorit Kemsley
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I give people enough rope to hang themselves, and the smart people don't.
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Cheers to bad choices — then making better ones.
Cheers to bad choices — then making better ones. - Braunwyn Windham-Burke
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It's time for me to come out of my husband's shadow and shine.
It's time for me to come out of my husband's shadow and shine. - Camille Grammer
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It's not about how much money you have, it's about how good you look spending it.
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Success is in my DNA. When one door closes, another one opens.
Success is in my DNA. When one door closes, another one opens. - NeNe Leakes
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I’ve been rich and I’ve been famous, but happiness beats them both.
I’ve been rich and I’ve been famous, but happiness beats them both. - Kim Richards
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I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible
I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible - Dolores Catania
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I believe in an excess of everything… except moderation.
I believe in an excess of everything… except moderation. - Dorit Kemsley
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I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten.
I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten. - Braunwyn Windham-Burke
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I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout.
I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout. - Melissa Gorga
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If at first you don't succeed, try it my way.
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People call me a gold digger, but they just want what I have.
People call me a gold digger, but they just want what I have. - Kim Zolciak-Biermann
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I count my blessings—and my checks!
I count my blessings—and my checks! - Kandi Burruss
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I'm not afraid of a little jab, and the ones I give are the best.
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I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss.
I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss. - Melissa Gorga
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I call the shots in my life now, and I have good aim.
I call the shots in my life now, and I have good aim. - Tamra Judge
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Whether in the court room or the kitchen, I bring the heat.
Whether in the court room or the kitchen, I bring the heat. - Ana Quincoces
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Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules.
Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules. - Lisa Vanderpump
251
I don't need your approval. I need you to get out of my way.
I don't need your approval. I need you to get out of my way. - Stephanie Hollman
250
In business and in life, I wear many hats… and hairstyles.
In business and in life, I wear many hats… and hairstyles. - Dorit Kemsley
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I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute.
I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute. - Gina Kirschenheiter
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Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners can kiss my exquisite derriére.
Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners can kiss my exquisite derriére. - Sutton Stracke
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I love money and now I'm loving life.
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I’m no one’s arm candy, I’m the whole bowl of sugar.
I’m no one’s arm candy, I’m the whole bowl of sugar. - Sonja Morgan
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Just because I look like Barbie, doesn't mean you can play me.
Just because I look like Barbie, doesn't mean you can play me. - Kameron Westcott
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I started from the Dallas dynasty, but I’ll finish with my own empire.
I started from the Dallas dynasty, but I’ll finish with my own empire. - D’Andra Simmons
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The tables have turned. And this time, I’m dancing on them.
The tables have turned. And this time, I’m dancing on them. - Shannon Beador
242
I'm done being a trophy wife, freedom only makes me hotter.
I'm done being a trophy wife, freedom only makes me hotter. - Tamra Judge
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I save my best pot-stirring for the kitchen.
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Take it from me, a sinner is just a saint who keeps on trying.
Take it from me, a sinner is just a saint who keeps on trying. - Brandi Redmond
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My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier.
My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier. - Denise Richards
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Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.
Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book. - Melissa Gorga
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This isn't my first rodeo, so I'm not taking your bull.
This isn't my first rodeo, so I'm not taking your bull. - Brandi Redmond
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The strongest substance on Earth isn’t diamonds. It’s me.
The strongest substance on Earth isn’t diamonds. It’s me. - Erika Girardi
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Now that I'm in the O.C., it's a whole new ball game.
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You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me.
You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me. - Danielle Staub
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I'm no fool, but I don't mind acting like one
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This Cuban doll is back on the scene, and living the dream.
This Cuban doll is back on the scene, and living the dream. - Alexia Echevarria
231
I thank God every day for my life, and you would, too.
230
I am still standing, and I am making my own rules.
I am still standing, and I am making my own rules. - Porsha Williams
229
If you don’t want me to cross the line, don’t draw one.
If you don’t want me to cross the line, don’t draw one. - Kelly Dodd
228
The only life I envy is my own.
The only life I envy is my own. - Melissa Gorga
227
Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.
Like a fine wine, I just get better with time. - Ramona Singer
226
I have a new king, but I'm still the queen of New Jersey.
I have a new king, but I'm still the queen of New Jersey. - Teresa Giudice
225
If you can't handle the truth, you can't handle me.
If you can't handle the truth, you can't handle me. - Bethenny Frankel
224
It's my game now, and the fans are going wild.
It's my game now, and the fans are going wild. - Larsa Pippen
223
Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I'll never give up.
Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I'll never give up. - LuAnn de Lesseps
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I'm smart, I'm sexy, and I'm confident. Of course people are gonna talk about me.
221
Reading is fundamental, and, honey, I own the library.
Reading is fundamental, and, honey, I own the library. - Candiace Dillard
220
Some people think I'm too much. They're absolutely right.
Some people think I'm too much. They're absolutely right. - Siggy Flicker
219
Just like my pioneer ancestors, I'm trying to blaze a new trail.
Just like my pioneer ancestors, I'm trying to blaze a new trail. - Heather Gay
218
I'm a model, but not always a model citizen.
I'm a model, but not always a model citizen. - Joanna Krupa
217
Every girl has skeletons in their closet. Mine are next to my Birkin.
Every girl has skeletons in their closet. Mine are next to my Birkin. - Cary Deuber
216
Don't call it a comeback, call it a takeover!
Don't call it a comeback, call it a takeover! - Shereé Whitfield
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I'm living my dreams, not above my means.
I'm living my dreams, not above my means. - Eva Marcille
214
I'm bilingual, but I don't speak BS.
I'm bilingual, but I don't speak BS. - Kary Brittingham
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Character isn’t what you have, it’s who you are.
Character isn’t what you have, it’s who you are. - Yolanda Foster
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Money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money.
Money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money. - Brandi Glanville
211
The only thing I'm guilty of is being Shah-mazing.
The only thing I'm guilty of is being Shah-mazing. - Jen Shah
210
This rose isn't scared to handle a little prick.
This rose isn't scared to handle a little prick. - Whitney Rose
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All play and no work makes me a happy girl.
All play and no work makes me a happy girl. - Carole Radziwill
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So what if I’m self involved, who else should I be involved with?
So what if I’m self involved, who else should I be involved with? - Ramona Singer
207
I make my own rules, so don't expect me to follow yours.
I make my own rules, so don't expect me to follow yours. - Vicki Gunvalson
206
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm here to stay.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm here to stay. - Claudia Jordan
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A little Sonja will spice up any party.
A little Sonja will spice up any party. - Sonja Morgan
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I've been through the peaks and the valleys, and now I'm head over Hills.
I've been through the peaks and the valleys, and now I'm head over Hills. - Cynthia Bailey
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To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally.
To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally. - LuAnn de Lesseps
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I don't throw parties, I am the party.
I don't throw parties, I am the party. - Kelly Dodd
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My tank is full and I'm driving into my future.
My tank is full and I'm driving into my future. - Vicki Gunvalson
200
I'm obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel.
I'm obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel. - Jennifer Aydin
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People get exhausted trying to figure me out, and I just let them.
People get exhausted trying to figure me out, and I just let them. - Kenya Moore
198
You'll never put me in a box, because I'm the whole darn package.
You'll never put me in a box, because I'm the whole darn package. - Monique Samuels
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Pretty is smarter than you think.
Pretty is smarter than you think. - Kristen Taekman
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I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me.
I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me. - Sonja Morgan
195
Are the police involved?
194
When life gives me limes, I make margaritas.
When life gives me limes, I make margaritas. - Bethenny Frankel
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These days, I don't throw punches...I roll with them.
These days, I don't throw punches...I roll with them. - Teresa Giudice
192
This professor doesn't just grade on the curve; she sets the curve.
This professor doesn't just grade on the curve; she sets the curve. - Wendy Osefo
191
I'm living the American Dream, one mistake at a time.
I'm living the American Dream, one mistake at a time. - Kelly Killoren Bensimon
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My blessings are many, and my patience is none.
My blessings are many, and my patience is none. - Candiace Dillard
189
The O.C. is full of secrets, but I have nothing to hide.
The O.C. is full of secrets, but I have nothing to hide. - Shannon Beador
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In Beverly Hills it's who you know, and I know everyone.
In Beverly Hills it's who you know, and I know everyone. - Lisa Vanderpump
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In Beverly hills, the higher you climb the farther you fall.
In Beverly hills, the higher you climb the farther you fall. - Brandi Glanville
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When you mess with a ginger, expect some spice.
When you mess with a ginger, expect some spice. - Brandi Redmond
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I bring the power, the pigtails and the party.
I bring the power, the pigtails and the party. - Margaret Josephs
184
I'm sex positive and BS negative.
I'm sex positive and BS negative. - Leah McSweeney
183
I'm not a trophy wife, I'm a lifetime achievement award.
I'm not a trophy wife, I'm a lifetime achievement award. - Cary Deuber
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Am I high maintenance? Of course I am, look at me.
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I go big or go home, and I am not going home
I go big or go home, and I am not going home - Vicki Gunvalson
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I’m the baddest thing walking and the smartest one talking.
I’m the baddest thing walking and the smartest one talking. - Gizelle Bryant
179
Dallas girls are sugar and spice, but I'm still working on nice.
Dallas girls are sugar and spice, but I'm still working on nice. - D’Andra Simmons
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Don't check for me unless you got a cheque for me.
Don't check for me unless you got a cheque for me. - Kandi Burruss
177
My motto is know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.
My motto is know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon. - Siggy Flicker
176
Life is like tennis: You can win at singles, but doubles is always more fun.
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Life is an audition and, honey, I am getting that part.
Life is an audition and, honey, I am getting that part. - Garcelle Beauvais
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When life throws rocks, I melt them down into diamonds.
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Fake news I can handle. Fake people? Not in this life
172
I’ve closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one.
I’ve closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one. - Shannon Beador
171
I cheered for the Cowboys, so I never get played.
I cheered for the Cowboys, so I never get played. - Brandi Redmond
170
Don't hate me because I have it all, hate me because I'm beautiful.
Don't hate me because I have it all, hate me because I'm beautiful. - Joanna Krupa
169
I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.
I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now. - Taylor Armstrong
168
I deal in fact not friction.
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Investing in drama is not in my budget.
Investing in drama is not in my budget. - Stephanie Hollman
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People say I have a picture perfect life, and I do.
People say I have a picture perfect life, and I do. - Porsha Williams
165
I love God, but I will read you like a scripture.
I love God, but I will read you like a scripture. - Mary Cosby
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I’d rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it.
I’d rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it. - Brandi Glanville
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People are intimidated by my success.
People are intimidated by my success. - Shereé Whitfield
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Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead.
Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead. - Lisa Vanderpump
161
Fake friends believe rumors, real friends believe in you.
Fake friends believe rumors, real friends believe in you. - Yolanda Foster
160
Dumb blondes get noticed. Smart blondes get everything.
Dumb blondes get noticed. Smart blondes get everything. - Kameron Westcott
159
I'm not just a last name. I'm a legacy.
I'm not just a last name. I'm a legacy. - Sonja Morgan
158
A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar... Then they had me!
A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar... Then they had me! - Jules Wainstein
157
If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on.
If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on. - Dina Manzo
156
I'm the girl next door, if you live in a big old mansion.
I'm the girl next door, if you live in a big old mansion. - Stephanie Hollman
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Some people say I have secrets, but I say I am full of surprises.
Some people say I have secrets, but I say I am full of surprises. - Adriana De Moura
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Why cry over spilled milk, when you can laugh over champagne
Why cry over spilled milk, when you can laugh over champagne - Charrisse Jackson Jordan
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Now that I’ve got my Ace, I’ve got a full house.
Now that I’ve got my Ace, I’ve got a full house. - Kandi Burruss
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A little Kandi always helps sweeten the tea.
A little Kandi always helps sweeten the tea. - Kandi Burruss
151
It's great to be successful. But it's even better to B Strong.
It's great to be successful. But it's even better to B Strong. - Bethenny Frankel
150
I’ll give you my opinion, but you’d better be ready to hear it.
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I'm a hitmaker, and this year I will reveal the best one.
I'm a hitmaker, and this year I will reveal the best one. - Kandi Burruss
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I’m a true Texan. No bull, but all horns.
I’m a true Texan. No bull, but all horns. - LeeAnne Locken
147
Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me.
Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me. - Kim Richards
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You may say I cause trouble, but I say I keep things interesting.
You may say I cause trouble, but I say I keep things interesting. - Ashley Darby
145
Life is about choices, and I choose Cynthia.
Life is about choices, and I choose Cynthia. - Cynthia Bailey
144
If you want a starring role in my life, you better drop the act.
If you want a starring role in my life, you better drop the act. - Garcelle Beauvais
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Like a mint in my mouth, I can be a bit fresh.
Like a mint in my mouth, I can be a bit fresh. - Dorinda Medley
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I have a big heart, but little patience.
I have a big heart, but little patience. - Dorinda Medley
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If you want to pop off, I'll be happy to get you adjusted.
If you want to pop off, I'll be happy to get you adjusted. - Mia Thornton
140
I took a lot of left turns but now, things are just right.
I took a lot of left turns but now, things are just right. - Porsha Williams
139
I can save your life, but not your reputation.
I can save your life, but not your reputation. - Tiffany Moon
138
I’m the ultimate Southern belle, I get what I want.
I’m the ultimate Southern belle, I get what I want. - Phaedra Parks
137
My life is like a movie, and the award for best drama goes to me.
My life is like a movie, and the award for best drama goes to me. - Alexia Echevarria
136
I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas I'm never on the sidelines.
I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas I'm never on the sidelines. - Brandi Redmond
135
Now that I’m marrying my prince, this sleeping beauty is woke!
Now that I’m marrying my prince, this sleeping beauty is woke! - Candiace Dillard
134
Call animal control, 'cuz there's a cougar on the loose in the OC.
Call animal control, 'cuz there's a cougar on the loose in the OC. - Kelly Dodd
133
Running a family business is a job for one tough mother.
Running a family business is a job for one tough mother. - D’Andra Simmons
132
I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real.
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Yes I'm a flirt but home is where my heart is.
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You never know how strong you are until it’s the only choice you have.
You never know how strong you are until it’s the only choice you have. - Teresa Giudice
129
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend- freedom is.
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend- freedom is. - Camille Grammer
128
While some were saying 'I can't,' I was saying 'I do!'
While some were saying 'I can't,' I was saying 'I do!' - Kenya Moore
127
The only thing messier than two boys is me.
The only thing messier than two boys is me. - Ashley Darby
126
Throw this spring chicken into the cougar's den and let the games begin.
Throw this spring chicken into the cougar's den and let the games begin. - Ashley Darby
125
I’ve traded in my umbrella. It’s all gold at the end of this rainbow.
I’ve traded in my umbrella. It’s all gold at the end of this rainbow. - Monique Samuels
124
When you've traveled the world, you can speak in any accent you want.
When you've traveled the world, you can speak in any accent you want. - Dorit Kemsley
123
My lips are legendary, and they will never gloss over the truth.
My lips are legendary, and they will never gloss over the truth. - Lisa Rinna
122
Baby don't believe what you hear, the grand dame still holds center court.
Baby don't believe what you hear, the grand dame still holds center court. - Karen Huger
121
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty! - Kristen Taekman
120
If you're not about the namaste, then get the hell out of my way.
If you're not about the namaste, then get the hell out of my way. - Teresa Giudice
119
Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love.
Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love. - Teresa Giudice
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I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight.
I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight. - Tiffany Hendra
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I speak five languages, but I can get a man with no words.
I speak five languages, but I can get a man with no words. - Adriana De Moura
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Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend; martinis are!
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend; martinis are! - Dorinda Medley
115
The most interesting people make the best headlines.
The most interesting people make the best headlines. - LuAnn de Lesseps
114
If you're gonna mess with my family, you’re messing with me.
If you're gonna mess with my family, you’re messing with me. - Caroline Manzo
113
Make light of me all you want, but I’m still going to shine!
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A true southern belle knows her worth, and I am priceless.
A true southern belle knows her worth, and I am priceless. - Phaedra Parks
111
I grew up a carny kid. Play games with me and you're gonna pay.
I grew up a carny kid. Play games with me and you're gonna pay. - LeeAnne Locken
110
My success is built on making women look and feel their best. Holla!
My success is built on making women look and feel their best. Holla! - Heather Thomson
109
If you don't like my shade, then step out of my shadow.
If you don't like my shade, then step out of my shadow. - Kenya Moore
108
I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy.
I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy. - Vicki Gunvalson
107
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run. - Jacqueline Laurita
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Seasons may change, but Cynthia Bailey never goes out of style.
Seasons may change, but Cynthia Bailey never goes out of style. - Cynthia Bailey
105
I asked, believed, and I received.
I asked, believed, and I received. - Kim Zolciak-Biermann
104
When you take cheap shots, always expect a hangover.
When you take cheap shots, always expect a hangover. - Lisa Barlow
103
You can stab me in the back, but whilst you’re there, kiss my ass.
You can stab me in the back, but whilst you’re there, kiss my ass. - Lisa Vanderpump
102
People call me over-the-top, but lately I prefer being a bottom.
People call me over-the-top, but lately I prefer being a bottom. - Sonja Morgan
101
I can make you laugh or make you cry...your choice.
I can make you laugh or make you cry...your choice. - Margaret Josephs
100
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you - Kelly Dodd
99
I may be small, but my empire keeps on growing.
I may be small, but my empire keeps on growing. - Kandi Burruss
98
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass. - Carole Radziwill
97
In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears.
In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears. - Carlton Gebbia
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The queen of diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve.
The queen of diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve. - Lisa Vanderpump
95
I don't like trouble, unless I've caused it.
94
I may be an actress, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script.
I may be an actress, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script. - Eileen Davidson
93
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything.
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything. - Eboni K. Williams
92
I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them.
I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them. - Teresa Giudice
91
I'm still the baddest thing walking, and the most anointed one talking.
I'm still the baddest thing walking, and the most anointed one talking. - Gizelle Bryant
90
Don't come for me, unless I twirl for you.
Don't come for me, unless I twirl for you. - Kenya Moore
89
If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem.
If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem. - Dorinda Medley
88
Call me a bad server, because I always spill the tea!
Call me a bad server, because I always spill the tea! - Shereé Whitfield
87
When it comes to my family, I'm the judge and the jury.
When it comes to my family, I'm the judge and the jury. - Phaedra Parks
86
If you're going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.
If you're going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss. - Bethenny Frankel
85
I may be social distancing, but I'm here for social justice.
I may be social distancing, but I'm here for social justice. - Porsha Williams
84
These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give.
These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give. - Tamra Judge
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My faith is strong, and my ass isn't bad either.
My faith is strong, and my ass isn't bad either. - Tamra Judge
82
A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot.
A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot. - Tinsley Mortimer
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I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong. - Dorinda Medley
80
If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem.
If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem. - Ramona Singer
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I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work.
I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work. - Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave
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My life may not be a fairytale, but I'll always get a happy ending.
My life may not be a fairytale, but I'll always get a happy ending. - Denise Richards
77
I was gone with the wind, but now I'm back and twice as fabulous.
I was gone with the wind, but now I'm back and twice as fabulous. - Kenya Moore
76
Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack.
Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack. - Lisa Vanderpump
75
I maybe rough around the edges, but baby, so are diamonds
I maybe rough around the edges, but baby, so are diamonds - Monique Samuels
74
The grande dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated.
The grande dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated. - Karen Huger
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In Potomac, it's not about who you know, it's who you are. And I'm everything.
In Potomac, it's not about who you know, it's who you are. And I'm everything. - Karen Huger
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Persistence is king and I'm the queen of it.
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Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time!
Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time! - Ramona Singer
70
I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!
I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches! - Dina Manzo
69
I’m on a spiritual journey and still traveling first class.
I’m on a spiritual journey and still traveling first class. - NeNe Leakes
68
My advice to you: Don't hustle the hustler.
My advice to you: Don't hustle the hustler. - Lisa Rinna
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If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you.
If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you. - Mary Cosby
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Honey, the grande dame doesn't repeat history — she makes it.
Honey, the grande dame doesn't repeat history — she makes it. - Karen Huger
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The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial
The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial - Shannon Beador
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The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade.
The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade. - Gizelle Bryant
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Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one.
Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one. - Shannon Beador
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I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.
I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch. - Leah McSweeney
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When I walk into the room, I own it.
When I walk into the room, I own it. - NeNe Leakes
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Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be.
Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be. - Lisa Vanderpump
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I live a model life. Now I’m ready to be a top wife.
I live a model life. Now I’m ready to be a top wife. - Eva Marcille
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One should know... Never count out the Countess.
One should know... Never count out the Countess. - LuAnn de Lesseps
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I've got heels that are higher than your standards.
I've got heels that are higher than your standards. - Kameron Westcott
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I'm not a Housewife, but I am real.
I'm not a Housewife, but I am real. - Bethenny Frankel
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I'm about to give you life, so stay out of my way!
I'm about to give you life, so stay out of my way! - Porsha Williams
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There's nothing grey about my gardens.
There's nothing grey about my gardens. - Sonja Morgan
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I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress.
I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress. - Ramona Singer
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I can deal with a lot, but I can't deal with stupid.
I can deal with a lot, but I can't deal with stupid. - Lea Black
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I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen.
I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen. - Carole Radziwill
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I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced.
I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced. - Erika Girardi
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I rise above the drama — and won’t settle for the lower level.
I rise above the drama — and won’t settle for the lower level. - LuAnn de Lesseps
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Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! - Ramona Singer
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Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn't have to try me.
Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn't have to try me. - Monique Samuels
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Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is ready to walk it alone.
Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is ready to walk it alone. - Cynthia Bailey
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Only God can judge me, and he seems quite impressed.
Only God can judge me, and he seems quite impressed. - Phaedra Parks
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The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife.
The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife. - LuAnn de Lesseps
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I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality.
I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality. - Kenya Moore
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You’ve heard a lot about me, but it’s only true when it comes from my lips.
You’ve heard a lot about me, but it’s only true when it comes from my lips. - Lisa Rinna
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Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.
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If you’re offended by what I say, imagine what I’m thinking.
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I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore.
I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore. - Kenya Moore
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My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is comin' in.
My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is comin' in. - Sonja Morgan
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I stand by what I say, but not how you interpret it.
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I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste!
I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste! - Ramona Singer
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I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.
I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything. - Eileen Davidson
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My lips were made for talkin' and that’s just what they’ll do.
My lips were made for talkin' and that’s just what they’ll do. - Lisa Rinna
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Before you judge me, you better be perfect.
Before you judge me, you better be perfect. - Vicki Gunvalson
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I have arrived, and the spotlight is on me, honey.
I have arrived, and the spotlight is on me, honey. - NeNe Leakes
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My nose may be new, but I can still smell a rat.
My nose may be new, but I can still smell a rat. - Jennifer Aydin
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I am the glue for my wig and my family!
I am the glue for my wig and my family! - NeNe Leakes
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Why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful.
Why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful. - NeNe Leakes
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When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!
When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl! - Shannon Beador
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This phoenix has risen, and I'm saying bye, ashes!
This phoenix has risen, and I'm saying bye, ashes! - Porsha Williams
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Word on the street is, I'm still the word on the street
Word on the street is, I'm still the word on the street - Gizelle Bryant
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Potomac put me on a pedestal, and the view is spectacular
Potomac put me on a pedestal, and the view is spectacular - Karen Huger
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I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.
I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice. - Dorinda Medley
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This little flower is no shrinking violet!
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I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV.
I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV. - Eileen Davidson
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God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.
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I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash.
I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash. - Erika Girardi
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I'm too blessed to be stressed, and too sexy to be thirsty.
I'm too blessed to be stressed, and too sexy to be thirsty. - Porsha Williams
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You can't always get what you want, but I can.
You can't always get what you want, but I can. - Phaedra Parks
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The crown is heavy, darlings. So just leave it where it belongs.
The crown is heavy, darlings. So just leave it where it belongs. - Lisa Vanderpump
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I'm in the best shape of my life, who begs to differ?
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If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?
If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right? - Sonja Morgan
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I'm not everyone's drink of choice, but I'm my cup of tea.
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I may be an open book, but that does not mean I am easily read.
I may be an open book, but that does not mean I am easily read. - Shamari DeVoe
12
10 years in the game, and I'm still the tastiest peach in Atlanta!
10 years in the game, and I'm still the tastiest peach in Atlanta! - NeNe Leakes
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When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg.
When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg. - Aviva Drescher
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I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized
I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized - Tamra Judge
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Some people call me cold, but that's not ice. It's diamonds.
Some people call me cold, but that's not ice. It's diamonds. - Erika Girardi
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Faith, family and career -- those are the facts of my life.
Faith, family and career -- those are the facts of my life. - Kim Fields
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If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening.
If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening. - Gizelle Bryant
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Don’t mess with the boss, 'cuz you might get fired.
Don’t mess with the boss, 'cuz you might get fired. - Kandi Burruss
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If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess.
If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess. - LuAnn de Lesseps
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I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.
I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches. - Lisa Vanderpump
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I don't have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it.
I don't have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it. - Lisa Rinna
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I don’t keep up with the Joneses; I am the Joneses.
I don’t keep up with the Joneses; I am the Joneses. - NeNe Leakes
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I’m a Southern belle. Brains, booty, and all business
I’m a Southern belle. Brains, booty, and all business - Phaedra Parks