I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right.

The only thing I'll settle for is more.

I don’t need to find love, I love myself.

I'm not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking.

I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac.

Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.

So what if I’m self involved, who else should I be involved with?

If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem.

Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time!

I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress.

Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!

I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste!