The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
Every Real Housewife, ranked by average tagline score.
1
[object Object] - Kim Fields

Top Tagline:

Faith, family and career -- those are the facts of my life.
2
[object Object] - Shamari DeVoe

Top Tagline:

I may be an open book, but that does not mean I am easily read.
3

Top Tagline:

I'm in the best shape of my life, who begs to differ?
4
[object Object] - Phaedra Parks

Top Tagline:

I’m a Southern belle. Brains, booty, and all business
5
[object Object] - NeNe Leakes

Top Tagline:

I don’t keep up with the Joneses; I am the Joneses.
6
[object Object] - Eileen Davidson

Top Tagline:

I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV.
7
[object Object] - Gizelle Bryant

Top Tagline:

If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening.
8
[object Object] - Lisa Vanderpump

Top Tagline:

I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.
9
[object Object] - Lisa Rinna

Top Tagline:

I don't have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it.
10

Top Tagline:

I'm not everyone's drink of choice, but I'm my cup of tea.
11
[object Object] - Aviva Drescher

Top Tagline:

When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg.
12
[object Object] - Erika Girardi

Top Tagline:

Some people call me cold, but that's not ice. It's diamonds.
13

Top Tagline:

I stand by what I say, but not how you interpret it.
14
[object Object] - Karen Huger

Top Tagline:

Potomac put me on a pedestal, and the view is spectacular
15
[object Object] - Monique Samuels

Top Tagline:

Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn't have to try me.
16
[object Object] - Carlton Gebbia

Top Tagline:

In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears.
17
[object Object] - Eboni K. Williams

Top Tagline:

I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything.
18
[object Object] - Porsha Williams

Top Tagline:

I'm too blessed to be stressed, and too sexy to be thirsty.
19
[object Object] - Dorinda Medley

Top Tagline:

I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.
20
[object Object] - Dina Manzo

Top Tagline:

I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!
21
[object Object] - Mary Cosby

Top Tagline:

If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you.
22
[object Object] - Kenya Moore

Top Tagline:

I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore.
23
[object Object] - Tiffany Hendra

Top Tagline:

I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight.
24
[object Object] - Mia Thornton

Top Tagline:

If you want to pop off, I'll be happy to get you adjusted.
25
[object Object] - Eva Marcille

Top Tagline:

I live a model life. Now I’m ready to be a top wife.
26
[object Object] - Tiffany Moon

Top Tagline:

I can save your life, but not your reputation.
27
[object Object] - Shannon Beador

Top Tagline:

When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!
28

Top Tagline:

God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.
29
[object Object] - Jules Wainstein

Top Tagline:

A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar... Then they had me!
30
[object Object] - Garcelle Beauvais

Top Tagline:

If you want a starring role in my life, you better drop the act.
31
[object Object] - Kristen Taekman

Top Tagline:

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!
32
[object Object] - Denise Richards

Top Tagline:

My life may not be a fairytale, but I'll always get a happy ending.
33
[object Object] - Sonja Morgan

Top Tagline:

If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?
34
[object Object] - Kameron Westcott

Top Tagline:

I've got heels that are higher than your standards.
35
[object Object] - LuAnn de Lesseps

Top Tagline:

If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess.
36
[object Object] - Bethenny Frankel

Top Tagline:

I'm not a Housewife, but I am real.
37
[object Object] - Shereé Whitfield

Top Tagline:

Call me a bad server, because I always spill the tea!
38
[object Object] - Brandi Glanville

Top Tagline:

I’d rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it.
39
[object Object] - Brandi Redmond

Top Tagline:

I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas I'm never on the sidelines.
40
[object Object] - Adriana De Moura

Top Tagline:

I speak five languages, but I can get a man with no words.
41
[object Object] - Kelly Dodd

Top Tagline:

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
42
[object Object] - Camille Grammer

Top Tagline:

Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend- freedom is.
43
[object Object] - Joanna Krupa

Top Tagline:

Don't hate me because I have it all, hate me because I'm beautiful.
44
[object Object] - Ramona Singer

Top Tagline:

I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste!
45
[object Object] - Kandi Burruss

Top Tagline:

Don’t mess with the boss, 'cuz you might get fired.
46
[object Object] - Claudia Jordan

Top Tagline:

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm here to stay.
47
[object Object] - Siggy Flicker

Top Tagline:

My motto is know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.
48
[object Object] - Leah McSweeney

Top Tagline:

I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.
49
[object Object] - Carole Radziwill

Top Tagline:

I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen.
50
[object Object] - Ashley Darby

Top Tagline:

Throw this spring chicken into the cougar's den and let the games begin.
51
[object Object] - Danielle Staub

Top Tagline:

You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me.
52
[object Object] - Lisa Barlow

Top Tagline:

When you take cheap shots, always expect a hangover.
53
[object Object] - Stephanie Hollman

Top Tagline:

I'm the girl next door, if you live in a big old mansion.
54
[object Object] - Tamra Judge

Top Tagline:

I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized
55

Top Tagline:

Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.
56
[object Object] - Ana Quincoces

Top Tagline:

Whether in the court room or the kitchen, I bring the heat.
57
[object Object] - Sutton Stracke

Top Tagline:

Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners can kiss my exquisite derriére.
58
[object Object] - Dorit Kemsley

Top Tagline:

When you've traveled the world, you can speak in any accent you want.
59
[object Object] - D’Andra Simmons

Top Tagline:

Running a family business is a job for one tough mother.
60
[object Object] - Margaret Josephs

Top Tagline:

I can make you laugh or make you cry...your choice.
61
[object Object] - Lea Black

Top Tagline:

I can deal with a lot, but I can't deal with stupid.
62
[object Object] - Braunwyn Windham-Burke

Top Tagline:

I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten.
63

Top Tagline:

I give people enough rope to hang themselves, and the smart people don't.
64
[object Object] - Candiace Dillard

Top Tagline:

Now that I’m marrying my prince, this sleeping beauty is woke!
65
[object Object] - Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave

Top Tagline:

I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work.
66
[object Object] - Cynthia Bailey

Top Tagline:

Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is ready to walk it alone.
67
[object Object] - Wendy Osefo

Top Tagline:

This professor doesn't just grade on the curve; she sets the curve.
68
[object Object] - Yolanda Foster

Top Tagline:

Fake friends believe rumors, real friends believe in you.
69
[object Object] - Teresa Giudice

Top Tagline:

I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them.
70
[object Object] - Jennie Nguyen

Top Tagline:

I have plenty of everything, including opinions.
71
[object Object] - Kim Zolciak-Biermann

Top Tagline:

I asked, believed, and I received.
72

Top Tagline:

Never come between a woman and her plastic surgeon.
73
[object Object] - Lisa Wu

Top Tagline:

If it doesn’t make me money, I don’t do it.
74
[object Object] - LeeAnne Locken

Top Tagline:

I grew up a carny kid. Play games with me and you're gonna pay.
75
[object Object] - Cary Deuber

Top Tagline:

I'm not a trophy wife, I'm a lifetime achievement award.
76
[object Object] - Charrisse Jackson Jordan

Top Tagline:

Why cry over spilled milk, when you can laugh over champagne
77
[object Object] - Heather Gay

Top Tagline:

Just like my pioneer ancestors, I'm trying to blaze a new trail.
78

Top Tagline:

Yes I'm a flirt but home is where my heart is.
79
[object Object] - Drew Sidora

Top Tagline:

I was in The Game. But now? I'm calling all the plays.
80
[object Object] - Kary Brittingham

Top Tagline:

I'm bilingual, but I don't speak BS.
81
[object Object] - Kelly Killoren Bensimon

Top Tagline:

I'm living the American Dream, one mistake at a time.
82
[object Object] - Vicki Gunvalson

Top Tagline:

Before you judge me, you better be perfect.
83

Top Tagline:

I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real.
84

Top Tagline:

My fabulous life comes down to love and laughter- not luck.
85

Top Tagline:

Now that I'm in the O.C., it's a whole new ball game.
86
[object Object] - Alexia Echevarria

Top Tagline:

This Cuban doll is back on the scene, and living the dream.
87

Top Tagline:

85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants.
88

Top Tagline:

I'm smart, I'm sexy, and I'm confident. Of course people are gonna talk about me.
89

Top Tagline:

When you’re named after the hottest planet, things are sure to get fiery.
90
[object Object] - Kathryn Edwards

Top Tagline:

Don't hate the game, just marry a player.
91
[object Object] - Larsa Pippen

Top Tagline:

My husband's got moves, but I run the game.
92
[object Object] - Whitney Rose

Top Tagline:

This rose isn't scared to handle a little prick.
93
[object Object] - Kim Richards

Top Tagline:

Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me.
94
[object Object] - Jacqueline Laurita

Top Tagline:

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run.
95
[object Object] - Gina Kirschenheiter

Top Tagline:

I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute.
96

Top Tagline:

Are the police involved?
97
[object Object] - Karent Sierra

Top Tagline:

If you don't like my smile, then don't look my way.
98
[object Object] - Jen Shah

Top Tagline:

The only thing I'm guilty of is being Shah-mazing.
99

Top Tagline:

It's not about how much money you have, it's about how good you look spending it.
100
[object Object] - Taylor Armstrong

Top Tagline:

I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.
101
[object Object] - Jennifer Aydin

Top Tagline:

I'm obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel.
102

Top Tagline:

I may run with the wolf pack but I tread my own path.
103

Top Tagline:

Make light of me all you want, but I’m still going to shine!
104
[object Object] - Tinsley Mortimer

Top Tagline:

A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot.
105
[object Object] - Lisa Hochstein

Top Tagline:

My husband's a top plastic surgeon in this town, and I am his best creation.
106

Top Tagline:

Soccer moms drive mini vans, but this girl drives a Bentley.
107
[object Object] - Emily Simpson

Top Tagline:

In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette.
108
[object Object] - Heather Thomson

Top Tagline:

My success is built on making women look and feel their best. Holla!
109
[object Object] - Jill Zarin

Top Tagline:

Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it.
110

Top Tagline:

Standing out is much more fun than fitting in.
111
[object Object] - Dolores Catania

Top Tagline:

I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible
112
[object Object] - Elizabeth Lyn Vargas

Top Tagline:

I earned my money the old-fashioned way: marrying it, then making more.
113

Top Tagline:

DC is my town and I thrive in it
114
[object Object] - Melissa Gorga

Top Tagline:

The only life I envy is my own.
115

Top Tagline:

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
116
[object Object] - Caroline Manzo

Top Tagline:

If you're gonna mess with my family, you’re messing with me.
117
[object Object] - Robyn Dixon

Top Tagline:

Life has its ups and downs, but my game is on the rebound.
118

Top Tagline:

He's pretty much keeping me.
119
[object Object] - Kyle Richards

Top Tagline:

I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest.
120
[object Object] - Crystal Kung Minkoff

Top Tagline:

Hollywood is full of pretenders, and I slay them all.
121

Top Tagline:

If you can't take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow
122

Top Tagline:

I’ve turned each painful ending into a big, beautiful beginning
123

Top Tagline:

I don't make money, I spend money.
124

Top Tagline:

I don't let my kids or my exes drive me crazy.
125
[object Object] - Alex McCord

Top Tagline:

I've always had opinions, but now people know it.
126
[object Object] - Jackie Goldschneider

Top Tagline:

I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top-quality fabric
127
[object Object] - Meredith Marks

Top Tagline:

I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat.
128

Top Tagline:

I love having a younger man in my life.
129
[object Object] - Joyce Giraud de Ohoven

Top Tagline:

You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest.
130
[object Object] - Katie Rost

Top Tagline:

I'm a ball and gala girl. It's my legacy and my calling.
131
[object Object] - DeShawn Snow

Top Tagline:

I always knew I was destined for greatness.
132
[object Object] - Adrienne Maloof

Top Tagline:

Know your friends, show your enemies the door.
133

Top Tagline:

I'm living the American dream, one sports car at a time
134

Top Tagline:

You’re not seeing double, you’re seeing trouble!
135

Top Tagline:

People have a hard time saying no to me and that’s just been my blessing.
136
[object Object] - Kathy Wakile

Top Tagline:

People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me.
137
[object Object] - Marysol Patton

Top Tagline:

I put others in the spotlight, but somehow it keeps finding me.
138
[object Object] - Cindy Barshop

Top Tagline:

I have everything I've ever wanted, and it's all on my own terms.
139
[object Object] - Amber Marchese

Top Tagline:

I’m a survivor, no one is bringing me down.
140
[object Object] - Cristy Rice

Top Tagline:

In my world, attitude is everything, I'm keeping it real.
141

Top Tagline:

If you can't stand the heat, get out of my kitchen.