Every Real Housewife, ranked by average tagline score.
Faith, family and career -- those are the facts of my life.
I may be an open book, but that does not mean I am easily read.
I'm in the best shape of my life, who begs to differ?
I’m a Southern belle. Brains, booty, and all business
I don’t keep up with the Joneses; I am the Joneses.
I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV.
If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening.
I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.
I don't have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it.
I'm not everyone's drink of choice, but I'm my cup of tea.
When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg.
Some people call me cold, but that's not ice. It's diamonds.
I stand by what I say, but not how you interpret it.
Potomac put me on a pedestal, and the view is spectacular
Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn't have to try me.
In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Eboni K. Williams
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything.
I'm too blessed to be stressed, and too sexy to be thirsty.
I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.
I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!
If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you.
I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore.
I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight.
If you want to pop off, I'll be happy to get you adjusted.
I live a model life. Now I’m ready to be a top wife.
I can save your life, but not your reputation.
When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!
God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.
A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar... Then they had me!
If you want a starring role in my life, you better drop the act.
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!
My life may not be a fairytale, but I'll always get a happy ending.
If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?
I've got heels that are higher than your standards.
LuAnn de Lesseps
If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess.
I'm not a Housewife, but I am real.
Call me a bad server, because I always spill the tea!
I’d rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it.
I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas I'm never on the sidelines.
Adriana De Moura
I speak five languages, but I can get a man with no words.
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend- freedom is.
Don't hate me because I have it all, hate me because I'm beautiful.
I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste!
Don’t mess with the boss, 'cuz you might get fired.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm here to stay.
My motto is know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.
I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.
I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen.
Throw this spring chicken into the cougar's den and let the games begin.
You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me.
When you take cheap shots, always expect a hangover.
I'm the girl next door, if you live in a big old mansion.
I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized
Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.
Whether in the court room or the kitchen, I bring the heat.
Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners can kiss my exquisite derriére.
When you've traveled the world, you can speak in any accent you want.
Running a family business is a job for one tough mother.
I can make you laugh or make you cry...your choice.
I can deal with a lot, but I can't deal with stupid.
I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten.
I give people enough rope to hang themselves, and the smart people don't.
Now that I’m marrying my prince, this sleeping beauty is woke!
Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave
I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work.
Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is ready to walk it alone.
This professor doesn't just grade on the curve; she sets the curve.
Fake friends believe rumors, real friends believe in you.
I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them.
I have plenty of everything, including opinions.
I asked, believed, and I received.
Never come between a woman and her plastic surgeon.
If it doesn’t make me money, I don’t do it.
I grew up a carny kid. Play games with me and you're gonna pay.
I'm not a trophy wife, I'm a lifetime achievement award.
Charrisse Jackson Jordan
Why cry over spilled milk, when you can laugh over champagne
Just like my pioneer ancestors, I'm trying to blaze a new trail.
Yes I'm a flirt but home is where my heart is.
I was in The Game. But now? I'm calling all the plays.
I'm bilingual, but I don't speak BS.
Kelly Killoren Bensimon
I'm living the American Dream, one mistake at a time.
Before you judge me, you better be perfect.
I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real.
My fabulous life comes down to love and laughter- not luck.
Meghan King Edmonds
Now that I'm in the O.C., it's a whole new ball game.
This Cuban doll is back on the scene, and living the dream.
85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants.
I'm smart, I'm sexy, and I'm confident. Of course people are gonna talk about me.
When you’re named after the hottest planet, things are sure to get fiery.
Don't hate the game, just marry a player.
My husband's got moves, but I run the game.
This rose isn't scared to handle a little prick.
Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run.
I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute.
Are the police involved?
If you don't like my smile, then don't look my way.
The only thing I'm guilty of is being Shah-mazing.
It's not about how much money you have, it's about how good you look spending it.
I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.
I'm obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel.
I may run with the wolf pack but I tread my own path.
Make light of me all you want, but I’m still going to shine!
A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot.
My husband's a top plastic surgeon in this town, and I am his best creation.
Soccer moms drive mini vans, but this girl drives a Bentley.
In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette.
My success is built on making women look and feel their best. Holla!
Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it.
Standing out is much more fun than fitting in.
I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible
Elizabeth Lyn Vargas
I earned my money the old-fashioned way: marrying it, then making more.
DC is my town and I thrive in it
The only life I envy is my own.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
If you're gonna mess with my family, you’re messing with me.
Life has its ups and downs, but my game is on the rebound.
Jo De La Rosa
He's pretty much keeping me.
I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest.
Crystal Kung Minkoff
Hollywood is full of pretenders, and I slay them all.
If you can't take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow
I’ve turned each painful ending into a big, beautiful beginning
I don't make money, I spend money.
I don't let my kids or my exes drive me crazy.
I've always had opinions, but now people know it.
I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top-quality fabric
I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat.
I love having a younger man in my life.
Joyce Giraud de Ohoven
You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest.
I'm a ball and gala girl. It's my legacy and my calling.
I always knew I was destined for greatness.
Know your friends, show your enemies the door.
I'm living the American dream, one sports car at a time
Teresa Aprea and Nicole Napolitano
You’re not seeing double, you’re seeing trouble!
People have a hard time saying no to me and that’s just been my blessing.
People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me.
I put others in the spotlight, but somehow it keeps finding me.
I have everything I've ever wanted, and it's all on my own terms.
I’m a survivor, no one is bringing me down.
In my world, attitude is everything, I'm keeping it real.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of my kitchen.