Every Real Housewive Tagline ranked!!

The Real Taglines of Every Housewife: A comprehensive ranking of all 509 Real Housewive taglines... Enjoy!

I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized

Some people call me cold, but that's not ice. It's diamonds.

Faith, family and career -- those are the facts of my life.

If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening.

Don’t mess with the boss, 'cuz you might get fired.

If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess.

I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.

I don't have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it.

I don’t keep up with the Joneses; I am the Joneses.

I’m a Southern belle. Brains, booty, and all business