In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote.

If you're going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.

A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot.

There's nothing grey about my gardens.

The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife.

I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste!

I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.