The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
Every tagline from the OC franchise of the Real Housewives - ranked!
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Here's to not being fake.
Here's to not being fake. - Vicki Gunvalson
469
Everything's got to be huge, large, and grand.
Everything's got to be huge, large, and grand. - Vicki Gunvalson
467
No matter how much money you have, you can always rely on others.
463
You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
455
No one's life is perfect, but mine is pretty close.
446
Housewives come younger, but they don't come hotter.
Housewives come younger, but they don't come hotter. - Tamra Judge
445
I deserve only the best... I'm worth it!
440
I'm living the American dream, one sports car at a time
432
I'm still the hottest housewife in Orange County and, the toughest, too.
I'm still the hottest housewife in Orange County and, the toughest, too. - Tamra Judge
421
Boldness comes at a cost, and I'm willing to pay.
Boldness comes at a cost, and I'm willing to pay. - Tamra Judge
420
When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings...one diamond at a time.
When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings...one diamond at a time. - Emily Simpson
418
It doesn't matter what happens in life, I do it my way.
412
I love having a younger man in my life.
406
In the game of life, I choose my team wisely.
405
I still get pampered, I still get treated like a princess. I deserve it.
404
I love the bling, I love the jewelry, I love it all.
395
I'm just your typical Orange County housewife. I am obsessed with being young.
393
You know what, I'm living the O.C. lifestyle again. I feel like royalty.
383
I speak the truth, even if it sounds funny when I say it.
I speak the truth, even if it sounds funny when I say it. - Gina Kirschenheiter
371
I earned my money the old-fashioned way: marrying it, then making more.
I earned my money the old-fashioned way: marrying it, then making more. - Elizabeth Lyn Vargas
370
Standing out is much more fun than fitting in.
369
Those who live in small houses should definitely throw stones.
Those who live in small houses should definitely throw stones. - Gina Kirschenheiter
361
The fun bus is leaving and, this time, I'm in the driver's seat.
The fun bus is leaving and, this time, I'm in the driver's seat. - Vicki Gunvalson
360
When the going gets tough, I just get stronger and stronger.
351
Soccer moms drive mini vans, but this girl drives a Bentley.
348
You may think I have it all, but I'm just getting started.
346
I love my family, I love my work, I love my life.
I love my family, I love my work, I love my life. - Vicki Gunvalson
345
Life is full of beautiful curves, and so am I.
Life is full of beautiful curves, and so am I. - Emily Simpson
339
I was poor, I was rich, I was poor again and you know what? Having money is easier.
338
Some people say I'm too much to handle. I say I'm just getting started.
Some people say I'm too much to handle. I say I'm just getting started. - Shannon Beador
333
I don't wanna get old.
I don't wanna get old. - Vicki Gunvalson
327
I make my own money, and I make my own rules.
I make my own money, and I make my own rules. - Vicki Gunvalson
324
The best thing about starting over is never looking back.
The best thing about starting over is never looking back. - Tamra Judge
316
Whoever said blondes have more fun, hasn't met me.
313
Happiness means never having to apologize for being me.
308
I don’t need to prove anything. I know who I am and God does too.
307
I want the power and the money, and I want them both.
I want the power and the money, and I want them both. - Vicki Gunvalson
305
Don’t judge me for what I do. In fact, just don’t judge me at all.
Don’t judge me for what I do. In fact, just don’t judge me at all. - Kelly Dodd
299
I have always wanted things. I crave money.
297
85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants.
296
He's pretty much keeping me.
295
It's just money, you can't take it with you.
292
In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette.
In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette. - Emily Simpson
290
I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise.
I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise. - Vicki Gunvalson
288
I don't let my kids or my exes drive me crazy.
287
Don't call me a princess, call me the boss.
283
If you can't take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow
278
I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County.
I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County. - Tamra Judge
274
I'm not the new girl anymore, so watch out.
I'm not the new girl anymore, so watch out. - Tamra Judge
269
I can handle a baby, and women who act like one
265
Cheers to bad choices — then making better ones.
Cheers to bad choices — then making better ones. - Braunwyn Windham-Burke
263
It's not about how much money you have, it's about how good you look spending it.
254
I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder.
I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder. - Tamra Judge
248
I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute.
I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute. - Gina Kirschenheiter
246
I love money and now I'm loving life.
243
I'm done being a trophy wife, freedom only makes me hotter.
I'm done being a trophy wife, freedom only makes me hotter. - Tamra Judge
242
The tables have turned. And this time, I’m dancing on them.
The tables have turned. And this time, I’m dancing on them. - Shannon Beador
239
I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten.
I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten. - Braunwyn Windham-Burke
236
If at first you don't succeed, try it my way.
232
I call the shots in my life now, and I have good aim.
I call the shots in my life now, and I have good aim. - Tamra Judge
230
I'm smart, I'm sexy, and I'm confident. Of course people are gonna talk about me.
223
Now that I'm in the O.C., it's a whole new ball game.
221
I thank God every day for my life, and you would, too.
219
If you don’t want me to cross the line, don’t draw one.
If you don’t want me to cross the line, don’t draw one. - Kelly Dodd
208
I make my own rules, so don't expect me to follow yours.
I make my own rules, so don't expect me to follow yours. - Vicki Gunvalson
197
I don't throw parties, I am the party.
I don't throw parties, I am the party. - Kelly Dodd
196
My tank is full and I'm driving into my future.
My tank is full and I'm driving into my future. - Vicki Gunvalson
188
Am I high maintenance? Of course I am, look at me.
185
Are the police involved?
179
The O.C. is full of secrets, but I have nothing to hide.
The O.C. is full of secrets, but I have nothing to hide. - Shannon Beador
173
I go big or go home, and I am not going home
I go big or go home, and I am not going home - Vicki Gunvalson
166
I’ve closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one.
I’ve closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one. - Shannon Beador
130
Call animal control, 'cuz there's a cougar on the loose in the OC.
Call animal control, 'cuz there's a cougar on the loose in the OC. - Kelly Dodd
128
I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real.
123
I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy.
I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy. - Vicki Gunvalson
96
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you - Kelly Dodd
82
These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give.
These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give. - Tamra Judge
81
My faith is strong, and my ass isn't bad either.
My faith is strong, and my ass isn't bad either. - Tamra Judge
63
The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial
The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial - Shannon Beador
61
Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one.
Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one. - Shannon Beador
40
Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.
31
Before you judge me, you better be perfect.
Before you judge me, you better be perfect. - Vicki Gunvalson
28
When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!
When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl! - Shannon Beador
21
God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.
10
I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized
I'm pint sized, baptized, and highly prized - Tamra Judge