The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
Every tagline from the Potomac franchise of the Real Housewives - ranked!
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I don't have a cookie cutter life and I'm not apologizing for it.
I don't have a cookie cutter life and I'm not apologizing for it. - Robyn Dixon
457
Life is a pageant, and I'm in it to win it.
Life is a pageant, and I'm in it to win it. - Candiace Dillard
424
I'm a ball and gala girl. It's my legacy and my calling.
I'm a ball and gala girl. It's my legacy and my calling. - Katie Rost
416
If I don't know who you are, then you're not worth knowing.
If I don't know who you are, then you're not worth knowing. - Charrisse Jackson Jordan
385
I live in a house full of ballers, but I never get played.
I live in a house full of ballers, but I never get played. - Robyn Dixon
379
I may keep you waiting, but trust me, I'm worth it.
I may keep you waiting, but trust me, I'm worth it. - Robyn Dixon
362
The professor has arrived, and class is officially in session.
The professor has arrived, and class is officially in session. - Wendy Osefo
357
Karma is a bitch, but luckily, I’m on her good side.
Karma is a bitch, but luckily, I’m on her good side. - Ashley Darby
343
Don't let the green eyes fool you, I'm as real as they come
Don't let the green eyes fool you, I'm as real as they come - Robyn Dixon
334
The shorter my hair, the shorter my patience
The shorter my hair, the shorter my patience - Robyn Dixon
329
You can try to tear me down, but the Grand Dame never crumbles.
You can try to tear me down, but the Grand Dame never crumbles. - Karen Huger
326
I've played by Potomac rules, now it's time to play by my own
I've played by Potomac rules, now it's time to play by my own - Ashley Darby
300
Now that I got my baby, that's the only crap I take.
Now that I got my baby, that's the only crap I take. - Ashley Darby
279
Life has its ups and downs, but my game is on the rebound.
Life has its ups and downs, but my game is on the rebound. - Robyn Dixon
272
The word on the street is, that I'm the word on the street.
The word on the street is, that I'm the word on the street. - Gizelle Bryant
229
Reading is fundamental, and, honey, I own the library.
Reading is fundamental, and, honey, I own the library. - Candiace Dillard
193
You'll never put me in a box, because I'm the whole darn package.
You'll never put me in a box, because I'm the whole darn package. - Monique Samuels
182
This professor doesn't just grade on the curve; she sets the curve.
This professor doesn't just grade on the curve; she sets the curve. - Wendy Osefo
180
My blessings are many, and my patience is none.
My blessings are many, and my patience is none. - Candiace Dillard
172
I’m the baddest thing walking and the smartest one talking.
I’m the baddest thing walking and the smartest one talking. - Gizelle Bryant
155
You may say I cause trouble, but I say I keep things interesting.
You may say I cause trouble, but I say I keep things interesting. - Ashley Darby
148
Why cry over spilled milk, when you can laugh over champagne
Why cry over spilled milk, when you can laugh over champagne - Charrisse Jackson Jordan
141
The only thing messier than two boys is me.
The only thing messier than two boys is me. - Ashley Darby
140
Throw this spring chicken into the cougar's den and let the games begin.
Throw this spring chicken into the cougar's den and let the games begin. - Ashley Darby
137
If you want to pop off, I'll be happy to get you adjusted.
If you want to pop off, I'll be happy to get you adjusted. - Mia Thornton
131
Now that I’m marrying my prince, this sleeping beauty is woke!
Now that I’m marrying my prince, this sleeping beauty is woke! - Candiace Dillard
121
I’ve traded in my umbrella. It’s all gold at the end of this rainbow.
I’ve traded in my umbrella. It’s all gold at the end of this rainbow. - Monique Samuels
118
Baby don't believe what you hear, the grand dame still holds center court.
Baby don't believe what you hear, the grand dame still holds center court. - Karen Huger
88
I'm still the baddest thing walking, and the most anointed one talking.
I'm still the baddest thing walking, and the most anointed one talking. - Gizelle Bryant
74
I maybe rough around the edges, but baby, so are diamonds
I maybe rough around the edges, but baby, so are diamonds - Monique Samuels
73
The grande dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated.
The grande dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated. - Karen Huger
72
In Potomac, it's not about who you know, it's who you are. And I'm everything.
In Potomac, it's not about who you know, it's who you are. And I'm everything. - Karen Huger
64
Honey, the grande dame doesn't repeat history — she makes it.
Honey, the grande dame doesn't repeat history — she makes it. - Karen Huger
62
The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade.
The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade. - Gizelle Bryant
46
Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn't have to try me.
Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn't have to try me. - Monique Samuels
26
Word on the street is, I'm still the word on the street
Word on the street is, I'm still the word on the street - Gizelle Bryant
25
Potomac put me on a pedestal, and the view is spectacular
Potomac put me on a pedestal, and the view is spectacular - Karen Huger
7
If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening.
If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening. - Gizelle Bryant