The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
Every tagline from the New Jersey franchise of the Real Housewives - ranked!
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Life is about change, sometimes you just have to roll with the punches.
Life is about change, sometimes you just have to roll with the punches. - Caroline Manzo
480
If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen.
If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen. - Kathy Wakile
479
Behind every strong man, is a stronger Jersey girl.
Behind every strong man, is a stronger Jersey girl. - Dolores Catania
475
I’m a survivor, no one is bringing me down.
I’m a survivor, no one is bringing me down. - Amber Marchese
472
Don't try to bully me, because I'm a boss.
Don't try to bully me, because I'm a boss. - Melissa Gorga
470
Don’t let the minivan fool you. This mom won’t roll over for anyone.
Don’t let the minivan fool you. This mom won’t roll over for anyone. - Jackie Goldschneider
465
I live a life that most girls only dream of.
I live a life that most girls only dream of. - Melissa Gorga
464
I can hold my own. I am my own person.
I can hold my own. I am my own person. - Jacqueline Laurita
461
We're old school, we believe in respect.
We're old school, we believe in respect. - Kathy Wakile
451
If you rub me the wrong way, there will be no more namaste.
If you rub me the wrong way, there will be no more namaste. - Teresa Giudice
450
I can tell you're green with envy and honey, green is not your color
I can tell you're green with envy and honey, green is not your color - Melissa Gorga
444
People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous.
People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous. - Teresa Giudice
443
You’re not seeing double, you’re seeing trouble!
442
People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me.
People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me. - Kathy Wakile
433
When times get tough, you learn who your real friends are.
When times get tough, you learn who your real friends are. - Teresa Giudice
430
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I don’t think I look 40 at all.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I don’t think I look 40 at all. - Melissa Gorga
428
As I always say, ‘plastic makes perfect.
As I always say, ‘plastic makes perfect. - Jennifer Aydin
427
If you can’t take the truth, sue me.
If you can’t take the truth, sue me. - Margaret Josephs
392
I've faced my share of challenges, but I'm tougher than I look.
I've faced my share of challenges, but I'm tougher than I look. - Jacqueline Laurita
391
Love me or hate me, I always speak the truth.
Love me or hate me, I always speak the truth. - Caroline Manzo
382
Life is short, I have no time for drama.
Life is short, I have no time for drama. - Caroline Manzo
377
I have four kids, two degrees, and one kickass life.
I have four kids, two degrees, and one kickass life. - Jackie Goldschneider
366
They say it's never too late to start over. I say, starting over never tasted so good.
They say it's never too late to start over. I say, starting over never tasted so good. - Teresa Giudice
355
I was raised Jersey strong. Nothing in this life can shake me.
I was raised Jersey strong. Nothing in this life can shake me. - Dolores Catania
353
Whoever says, 'Money can't buy happiness' clearly doesn't have my credit limit
Whoever says, 'Money can't buy happiness' clearly doesn't have my credit limit - Jennifer Aydin
352
I’ve learned to forgive and never regret.
I’ve learned to forgive and never regret. - Melissa Gorga
350
I'm a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down.
I'm a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down. - Teresa Giudice
349
I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top-quality fabric
I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top-quality fabric - Jackie Goldschneider
342
Look up loyalty in the dictionary, and you'll find my face.
Look up loyalty in the dictionary, and you'll find my face. - Dolores Catania
318
Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it.
Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it. - Jacqueline Laurita
298
I am a Vegas girl, I will call your bluff.
I am a Vegas girl, I will call your bluff. - Jacqueline Laurita
282
I may put up a tough front, but I'll never leave you behind.
I may put up a tough front, but I'll never leave you behind. - Dolores Catania
260
I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible
I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible - Dolores Catania
257
I renovate, elevate and sometimes, I instigate.
I renovate, elevate and sometimes, I instigate. - Margaret Josephs
237
I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout.
I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout. - Melissa Gorga
233
I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss.
I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss. - Melissa Gorga
228
Some people think I'm too much. They're absolutely right.
Some people think I'm too much. They're absolutely right. - Siggy Flicker
222
Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.
Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book. - Melissa Gorga
218
You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me.
You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me. - Danielle Staub
214
The only life I envy is my own.
The only life I envy is my own. - Melissa Gorga
195
I'm obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel.
I'm obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel. - Jennifer Aydin
191
I bring the power, the pigtails and the party.
I bring the power, the pigtails and the party. - Margaret Josephs
183
These days, I don't throw punches...I roll with them.
These days, I don't throw punches...I roll with them. - Teresa Giudice
176
My motto is know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.
My motto is know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon. - Siggy Flicker
151
If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on.
If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on. - Dina Manzo
126
You never know how strong you are until it’s the only choice you have.
You never know how strong you are until it’s the only choice you have. - Teresa Giudice
122
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run. - Jacqueline Laurita
116
If you're not about the namaste, then get the hell out of my way.
If you're not about the namaste, then get the hell out of my way. - Teresa Giudice
115
Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love.
Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love. - Teresa Giudice
110
If you're gonna mess with my family, you’re messing with me.
If you're gonna mess with my family, you’re messing with me. - Caroline Manzo
97
I can make you laugh or make you cry...your choice.
I can make you laugh or make you cry...your choice. - Margaret Josephs
89
I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them.
I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them. - Teresa Giudice
69
I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!
I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches! - Dina Manzo