Real Housewives of Dallas 4 Complete Tagline Ranking!

454

I'm minding my business, so start minding yours.

446

When life gets messy, just build a bigger closet.

- Cary Deuber

425

You don't mess with Texas, and you don't mess with me.

398

If you take a shot at me, it better be tequila!

- Kary Brittingham

331

I never carry a grudge, it won't match my shoes.

329

I married into money, but family is my fortune.

275

I love to be pampered, but I’m nobody's pet.

251

I don't need your approval. I need you to get out of my way.

245

Just because I look like Barbie, doesn't mean you can play me.

244

I started from the Dallas dynasty, but I’ll finish with my own empire.

240

Take it from me, a sinner is just a saint who keeps on trying.

237

This isn't my first rodeo, so I'm not taking your bull.

217

Every girl has skeletons in their closet. Mine are next to my Birkin.

- Cary Deuber

214

I'm bilingual, but I don't speak BS.

- Kary Brittingham

186

When you mess with a ginger, expect some spice.

183

I'm not a trophy wife, I'm a lifetime achievement award.

- Cary Deuber

179

Dallas girls are sugar and spice, but I'm still working on nice.

171

I cheered for the Cowboys, so I never get played.

167

Investing in drama is not in my budget.

160

Dumb blondes get noticed. Smart blondes get everything.

156

I'm the girl next door, if you live in a big old mansion.

148

I’m a true Texan. No bull, but all horns.

139

I can save your life, but not your reputation.

- Tiffany Moon

136

I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas I'm never on the sidelines.

133

Running a family business is a job for one tough mother.

118

I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight.

- Tiffany Hendra

111

I grew up a carny kid. Play games with me and you're gonna pay.

I've got heels that are higher than your standards.