The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
Every tagline from the Dallas franchise of the Real Housewives - ranked!
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I'm minding my business, so start minding yours.
I'm minding my business, so start minding yours. - D’Andra Simmons
434
Dallas is a pageant that I always win.
Dallas is a pageant that I always win. - LeeAnne Locken
425
When life gets messy, just build a bigger closet.
When life gets messy, just build a bigger closet. - Cary Deuber
397
You don't mess with Texas, and you don't mess with me.
You don't mess with Texas, and you don't mess with me. - LeeAnne Locken
375
If you take a shot at me, it better be tequila!
If you take a shot at me, it better be tequila! - Kary Brittingham
317
I never carry a grudge, it won't match my shoes.
I never carry a grudge, it won't match my shoes. - Stephanie Hollman
315
I married into money, but family is my fortune.
I married into money, but family is my fortune. - Stephanie Hollman
255
I love to be pampered, but I’m nobody's pet.
I love to be pampered, but I’m nobody's pet. - Kameron Westcott
250
I don't need your approval. I need you to get out of my way.
I don't need your approval. I need you to get out of my way. - Stephanie Hollman
245
I started from the Dallas dynasty, but I’ll finish with my own empire.
I started from the Dallas dynasty, but I’ll finish with my own empire. - D’Andra Simmons
244
Just because I look like Barbie, doesn't mean you can play me.
Just because I look like Barbie, doesn't mean you can play me. - Kameron Westcott
241
Take it from me, a sinner is just a saint who keeps on trying.
Take it from me, a sinner is just a saint who keeps on trying. - Brandi Redmond
224
This isn't my first rodeo, so I'm not taking your bull.
This isn't my first rodeo, so I'm not taking your bull. - Brandi Redmond
207
Every girl has skeletons in their closet. Mine are next to my Birkin.
Every girl has skeletons in their closet. Mine are next to my Birkin. - Cary Deuber
204
I'm bilingual, but I don't speak BS.
I'm bilingual, but I don't speak BS. - Kary Brittingham
192
When you mess with a ginger, expect some spice.
When you mess with a ginger, expect some spice. - Brandi Redmond
189
I'm not a trophy wife, I'm a lifetime achievement award.
I'm not a trophy wife, I'm a lifetime achievement award. - Cary Deuber
171
Dallas girls are sugar and spice, but I'm still working on nice.
Dallas girls are sugar and spice, but I'm still working on nice. - D’Andra Simmons
167
Dumb blondes get noticed. Smart blondes get everything.
Dumb blondes get noticed. Smart blondes get everything. - Kameron Westcott
165
I cheered for the Cowboys, so I never get played.
I cheered for the Cowboys, so I never get played. - Brandi Redmond
161
Investing in drama is not in my budget.
Investing in drama is not in my budget. - Stephanie Hollman
150
I'm the girl next door, if you live in a big old mansion.
I'm the girl next door, if you live in a big old mansion. - Stephanie Hollman
142
I’m a true Texan. No bull, but all horns.
I’m a true Texan. No bull, but all horns. - LeeAnne Locken
135
I can save your life, but not your reputation.
I can save your life, but not your reputation. - Tiffany Moon
132
I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas I'm never on the sidelines.
I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas I'm never on the sidelines. - Brandi Redmond
129
Running a family business is a job for one tough mother.
Running a family business is a job for one tough mother. - D’Andra Simmons
114
I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight.
I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight. - Tiffany Hendra
107
I grew up a carny kid. Play games with me and you're gonna pay.
I grew up a carny kid. Play games with me and you're gonna pay. - LeeAnne Locken
56
I've got heels that are higher than your standards.
I've got heels that are higher than your standards. - Kameron Westcott