The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
The Real Taglines of Every Housewife
Every tagline from the NYC franchise of the Real Housewives - ranked!
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I have everything I've ever wanted, and it's all on my own terms.
I have everything I've ever wanted, and it's all on my own terms. - Cindy Barshop
466
I never feel guilty about being privileged.
I never feel guilty about being privileged. - LuAnn de Lesseps
462
Life isn’t a fairytale, but I’m hoping mine is the exception.
Life isn’t a fairytale, but I’m hoping mine is the exception. - Tinsley Mortimer
460
I'm stronger than anything in my way. Holla!
I'm stronger than anything in my way. Holla! - Heather Thomson
452
To a certain group of people in New York, status is everything.
To a certain group of people in New York, status is everything. - Alex McCord
437
A true New Yorker never backs down, and I'm no exception. Holla!
A true New Yorker never backs down, and I'm no exception. Holla! - Heather Thomson
426
Just like New York City, Sonja Morgan never goes out of style.
Just like New York City, Sonja Morgan never goes out of style. - Sonja Morgan
413
Come on, why cook when I can order room service?!
Come on, why cook when I can order room service?! - Tinsley Mortimer
409
New York City is my playground.
New York City is my playground. - Bethenny Frankel
408
I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right.
I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right. - Ramona Singer
403
I've created a great life, and I love living it.
I've created a great life, and I love living it. - Kelly Killoren Bensimon
402
The only thing I'll settle for is more.
The only thing I'll settle for is more. - Ramona Singer
399
Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I’m taking center stage in my life.
Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I’m taking center stage in my life. - LuAnn de Lesseps
394
I run with a fabulous circle of people.
I run with a fabulous circle of people. - Jill Zarin
390
I’ll say sorry for what I’ve done, but never for who I am.
I’ll say sorry for what I’ve done, but never for who I am. - Leah McSweeney
381
Game, set, now I need a match.
Game, set, now I need a match. - Tinsley Mortimer
380
In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote.
In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote. - Carole Radziwill
378
I plead guilty to being fabulous.
I plead guilty to being fabulous. - LuAnn de Lesseps
373
Never underestimate a woman born and raised in New York City.
Never underestimate a woman born and raised in New York City. - Aviva Drescher
364
I've always had opinions, but now people know it.
I've always had opinions, but now people know it. - Alex McCord
359
I don’t need to find love, I love myself.
I don’t need to find love, I love myself. - Ramona Singer
347
I thought I had it good before, but I'm just getting started.
I thought I had it good before, but I'm just getting started. - LuAnn de Lesseps
331
I give Uptown a whole new attitude.
I give Uptown a whole new attitude. - Dorinda Medley
325
Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it.
Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it. - Jill Zarin
322
I plan for the future but live in the moment.
I plan for the future but live in the moment. - Carole Radziwill
320
I'm not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking.
I'm not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. - Ramona Singer
314
In the marathon of life, loyalty is everything.
In the marathon of life, loyalty is everything. - Carole Radziwill
294
Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?
Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say? - Sonja Morgan
284
I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac.
I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac. - Ramona Singer
259
I’m no one’s accessory, I’m the whole lifestyle brand.
I’m no one’s accessory, I’m the whole lifestyle brand. - Sonja Morgan
247
I’m no one’s arm candy, I’m the whole bowl of sugar.
I’m no one’s arm candy, I’m the whole bowl of sugar. - Sonja Morgan
231
Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I'll never give up.
Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I'll never give up. - LuAnn de Lesseps
217
Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.
Like a fine wine, I just get better with time. - Ramona Singer
213
If you can't handle the truth, you can't handle me.
If you can't handle the truth, you can't handle me. - Bethenny Frankel
210
All play and no work makes me a happy girl.
All play and no work makes me a happy girl. - Carole Radziwill
209
So what if I’m self involved, who else should I be involved with?
So what if I’m self involved, who else should I be involved with? - Ramona Singer
200
A little Sonja will spice up any party.
A little Sonja will spice up any party. - Sonja Morgan
198
To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally.
To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally. - LuAnn de Lesseps
190
I'm sex positive and BS negative.
I'm sex positive and BS negative. - Leah McSweeney
187
Pretty is smarter than you think.
Pretty is smarter than you think. - Kristen Taekman
186
I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me.
I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me. - Sonja Morgan
184
When life gives me limes, I make margaritas.
When life gives me limes, I make margaritas. - Bethenny Frankel
181
I'm living the American Dream, one mistake at a time.
I'm living the American Dream, one mistake at a time. - Kelly Killoren Bensimon
153
I'm not just a last name. I'm a legacy.
I'm not just a last name. I'm a legacy. - Sonja Morgan
152
A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar... Then they had me!
A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar... Then they had me! - Jules Wainstein
145
It's great to be successful. But it's even better to B Strong.
It's great to be successful. But it's even better to B Strong. - Bethenny Frankel
139
Like a mint in my mouth, I can be a bit fresh.
Like a mint in my mouth, I can be a bit fresh. - Dorinda Medley
136
I have a big heart, but little patience.
I have a big heart, but little patience. - Dorinda Medley
117
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty! - Kristen Taekman
112
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend; martinis are!
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend; martinis are! - Dorinda Medley
111
The most interesting people make the best headlines.
The most interesting people make the best headlines. - LuAnn de Lesseps
106
My success is built on making women look and feel their best. Holla!
My success is built on making women look and feel their best. Holla! - Heather Thomson
104
If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem.
If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem. - Dorinda Medley
98
People call me over-the-top, but lately I prefer being a bottom.
People call me over-the-top, but lately I prefer being a bottom. - Sonja Morgan
94
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass. - Carole Radziwill
90
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything.
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much but now I'm coming for everything. - Eboni K. Williams
84
If you're going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.
If you're going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss. - Bethenny Frankel
80
A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot.
A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot. - Tinsley Mortimer
79
I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong. - Dorinda Medley
78
If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem.
If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem. - Ramona Singer
70
Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time!
Get the Pinot ready, because it's Turtle Time! - Ramona Singer
60
I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.
I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch. - Leah McSweeney
57
One should know... Never count out the Countess.
One should know... Never count out the Countess. - LuAnn de Lesseps
55
I'm not a Housewife, but I am real.
I'm not a Housewife, but I am real. - Bethenny Frankel
53
There's nothing grey about my gardens.
There's nothing grey about my gardens. - Sonja Morgan
52
I rise above the drama — and won’t settle for the lower level.
I rise above the drama — and won’t settle for the lower level. - LuAnn de Lesseps
51
I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress.
I know I'm a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress. - Ramona Singer
49
I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen.
I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen. - Carole Radziwill
47
Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! - Ramona Singer
43
The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife.
The only title I'd trade Countess for is wife. - LuAnn de Lesseps
37
My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is comin' in.
My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is comin' in. - Sonja Morgan
35
I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste!
I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste! - Ramona Singer
24
I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.
I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice. - Dorinda Medley
15
If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?
If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right? - Sonja Morgan
11
When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg.
When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg. - Aviva Drescher
5
If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess.
If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess. - LuAnn de Lesseps